Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #475: A Visit from the Admiralty

[Triskelion]

^Ha, yep!

Haftel: ....
Slappy: I watch then, and I can do the things they do, dut I ill nether heel the enotions. I'll nether know loooothe.
Haftel: Good Lord, man!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Admiral: Captain, we're going to take your most intelligent, unique and useful crew-member; then disect them so we can learn how to make more so that every ship can have one aboard.

Picard: You can't do that to Data!

Admiral: I meant Wesley.

Picard: You can't do that to the rest of the fleet!

Admiral Quinn: Don't worry, my great great great grandmother was a medicine woman, I'll give you one of her herbal remedies for that indigestion.

Crusher: I really need to get a proper nurse...

Admiral: If that's supposed to be the Stargazer, why doesn't it have the right registry number?

Picard: Yomato Syndrome.

Hansen: And I'm afraid I won't have time to do the paperwork for your promotion before the battle. But I'm sure even if I die horribly your loyal crew will tell everyone I made you a captain. I mean, unless you piss them off by ignoring their own career advancement and just giving the First Officer role to some blond totty you want to get in the underwear of...

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Admiral: I've called you all together to find out if I look more authoritative if I lean this way or if I lean that way. Thoughts?

 

[Finn]

Admiral: I've called you all together to find out if I look more authoritative if I lean this way or if I lean that way. Thoughts?

Riker: Grow a beard

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: I've heard a shave and hair cut were less complicated in the 21st Century.
CRUSHER: Barbarians.

 

[Finn]

"Wil, a few years ago, I watched a freshman cadet pass four upperclassmen on the last hill of the forty-kilometer run at Delulin II. The damnest thing I ever saw, the only freshman to ever win the Academy Marathon. I made it my business to get to know that young fellow, and get to know him very, very well. And I'll tell you something. I never met anyone with more drive and determination or more courage than Leadhead. And there is no way in hell that he would submit to the real life. I want that clear."

 

[Hutchy01]

Admiral Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Halftel: (fifteen minutes into rambling conversation)
Worf, sotto: Commander, how long do we have to listen to the admiral drift from story to story before ending the comlink?
Riker, sotto: Geordi?
Geordi, manipulating buttons: ..er, oh, no! Subspace interference coming up. And and ion storm! Blast those ions, ionizing everything. We seem to have lost the transmission.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

[mutter, mutter] 'bout damn time. [mutter, mutter]

 

[weiserthanyou]

Hanson: And remember, if the flagship can't do squat, let's hit it with the much weaker ships. It'll work that way in the Dominion War, too.

Worf (then): I do not believe that would be advisable.

Worf (post - Operation Return): So, the Defiant was accompanied straight through the thick of Dominion lines by two Miranda's that got destroyed almost effortlessly? Hanson was right...