Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #454: Free Drinks!

[Triskelion]

Pulaski: Good tea. Nice golf shoes.
Worf: $49.95 at the Qo'noS Galleria.

Picard: I am the Danger, Guinan.
Guinan: Hand me that little paper umbrella.
Picard: And now the Danger has a tiny umbrella.
Guinan: You will see Breaking Bad, and maybe The Wire.

 

[jep]

Riker: "The key is to just relax... just imagine that it's a popsicle."

(Door slides open)

Beverly (Off-screen): "Commander Riker, I thought we agreed that you'd stop teaching Wesley how to do that!"

Riker: "Well, OK... if you want him to be an Ensign the rest of his Starfleet career, fine by me."


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[jep]

LaForge: "This is what I think of the swill you call Irish whiskey."

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[Leviathan]

Picard: Captain's Personal Log. They're doing a 'drinks' contest without that scene from 'Haven' with Mr Homn...and I had a perfect caption. Damn. I'll win one day...

 

[inflatabledalek]

Guinan: I like to collect the blood of all my victims. The blue is Mr Mott's.

First Officer's Personal Log: I've just realised how silly my beard looks. Best try and cover it up till I can shave...

Geordi: Oh sorry Chief, I've just ruined the scrip of the next low budget British and/or Irish film you insist on making between episodes. Though based on that one with the bloke from the office as a tube driver I guess you don't bother to read them first anyway?

Worf: Drinking this will help you forget how poor the season 2 remastering is.

Picard: I hope they haven't sat me in front of the cheap wall again...

 

[LeadHead]

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