Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #453: Ambush!

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW LH!

Data: Sir, perhaps next time we should bring a light source other than your head?

First Officer's Log: After years of showing people my lizard, I've been hoist by my own petard.

Locutus: I am Locutus of Borg.

Data: Quick Mr. Worf, we mustb subdue him before fans of later episodes notice the use of "I" there.

Worf: Laser tag is without honour!

Man: I'm sorry Picard, I don't care how often the '80's call, I won't give it back.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LOCUTUS: I am LoCUTUS OF BORG!
WORF: Stop! All you're doing is turning up the volume!

 

[Triskelion]

VI-BRATE, DATA.
...
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHhHhHhHh........

 

[Nebusj]

Picard: ``Lord but I hate destination weddings.''

Picard: ``Just yanking your chain again, Number One.''
Riker: ``Good one sir. That joke never gets the slightest bit less funny.''

Data: ``Wait ... this is ... Worf, it is a trap. This is Kojak!''

Riker: ``You short-sighted fools! This is no way to save the neighborhood rec center!''

Worf: ``Now that you are in custody we are never going to give you up, never let you go, Rick Astley.''

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Deanna?
Alien: No, a hideous-looking snake creature.
Riker: How YOU doin'....?

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: Wait, wait, now everyone hold on. Maybe if you just calmly explained to the Cardassians that you view occupying your planet as an aggressive act, they would leave!

RIKER: They said noone gets into heaven without a glow stick. But I know the deal, I bought TWO!

Data, Worf and Locutus tried to do a Conga line, but none of them really knew what a Conga line is.

MAN: STOP! Hammertime!
RIKER: Having spent my life ensconced in 1980s aesthetics, I find this really, really cool.

OKONA: Who the hell are you people?
WORF: We came back in time to prevent you from ever meeting our ship.
OKONA: Why? Did I destroy it or something?
WORF: No. You just briefly convinced us you were really cool. It was really embarrassing. *shoots*