
Riker: What happened here?
La Forge: Data decided to start a punk rock band.

Riker (thinking): She's opening it like she'll never open a box again.

La Forge: Why couldn't we get Worf to do this?
Crusher: Last week, a container like this attacked the crew and beat him up to show how powerful it was.

Ferengi: I'm going to end it, I cannot bring profit.

Barclay: I'm afraid to open it.