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TNG Caption This! #450 Gag Reel Free For All

LeadHead

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Hello and Welcome to the 450th TNG Caption This!

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First up to the plate, we have the "Questionable Costumes" Award going to Timewalker for:

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Vash: You're not really going out in public dressed like that, are you?

Picard: This is nothing. You should have seen what I wore in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Next, we have the "Death of the Romance" Award, going to Nerys Myk for:

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D'SORA: So I figure a nice house on Deneva with a room for mother to live in. Of course you'll have to give up Starship duty and find a nice job on the Starbase. The Denevan schools are great, the best in the sector. I'd like a boy and a girl, but two girls would be nice...

Next, we have the "Protests Over" Award, going to Hutchy01 for:

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Worf: I am now a Merry Man.

Next, we have the "Chateau Pi-Crap" Award, going to shivkala for:

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Beverly: About time you got some good wine!

Picard: But, I just told you, I ran out of Chateau Picard and had to synthesize some wine.

Beverly: Exactly!

Next, we have the "Even holograms shouldn't respond to that pickup line" Award, going to Jirinpanthosa for:

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BARCALAY: Hello baby. You know if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd order by frequency of use.
HOLOGRAPHIC TROI: You're such a rebel. I don't know if I can handle you.

In the hopes of having a new recurring Photoshop character, the Photoshop award goes to Triskelion for:

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Slappy: Hello Pinocchio!

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Our winner is inflatabledalek for:

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Walking About the Back of the Bridge and Staring at Things Officer's Log: Best face merging transporter accident EVER.

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Our KBL winner is Seven of Five for:

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Worf: There, there, don't worry. This awful episode will be over soon. Just be grateful you weren't in Code of Honor.


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

450 contests?!

Wow! I can't believe you've all stuck with me for so long! When I jumped in and took over at #170, I honestly never thought I'd be at the helm for more than 6 months to a year. And over 5 years later, here I am and here all of you are. Some of you are recent arrivals to the contests, others have been with it from longer than I've been running it. And every week, I still get to laugh and have a great time here.

I know every milestone I sound like a broken record on this, but Thank You All for posting, reading and keeping this going. I am but the humble guy who gets to start and stop the threads, shout out to the amazing creativity and put up the canvas that you all turn into something wonderful.

For a milestone like this I wanted to do something special, more than just the weekly theme. So the images of this contest shall come from the TNG gag reels and since there are only so many I've been able to get my hands on, I decided that it should also be Free for All, meaning that if you come across any other images from the Gag Reels that should be in this contest, please throw them in!

And now, as we have so many times before and will continue to do into the future, let's have some fun!

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Enjoy!
 
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Data's poetry can be quite overwhelming to those who haven't had their morning Earl Grey.

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Riker: Worf, I'm the only one who gets to lean back in these chairs!

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Picard: Feel free to arrest him and take him away. Worf really wants his job.

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Data and Worf play tug of war with the turbolift doors.

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Frakes started doing this to ruin shots hoping that the producers would put armrests on his chair.
 
Thanks for the win! Congratulations on this milestone to one and all!

In response to this milestone, my captions are all themed, "A Week in the Life of Leadhead!"
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Worf:
Sir, it is the weekend, sensors indicate you need to post another caption contest.
Picard/Leadhead: Sorry, I didn't catch that, I'm, er, dead, yeah that's it.
Riker: You know what, Sir, go ahead and take the week off, Worf and I have this. You go play Mass Effect.

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Worf: Security Officer's Log-What in the name of Kahless did I get myself into. This is what passes for humorous quotes on this board? The captioners are without honor!

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Picard/Leadhead: Just seeing how you two are handling things. I bet my friend your sanity would not survive the week. I can see from Mr. Worf's reaction, I'm about to become a few bars of gold-pressed latinum richer!

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Picard/Leadhead: Worf, it's Saturday! Don't tell me you're not ready to post a new caption thread?!
Worf: I'm trying, Sir, but the turbolift isn't responding, I can't get to my quarters to judge the contest!
Picard/Leadhead: Nice try, Mr. Worf, but I've used that excuse before!

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Riker: We did it, Mr. Worf! I never realized just what Picard/Leadhead goes through in a week to produce this contest! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to crash here until someone physically moves me to my bed!
 
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Worf: Captain, the turbolift doors are off the track again.
Picard: What am I, your slum lord? Repair it.
 
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LWAXANA (over comm): ...and I'll be beaming directly to the bridge
WORF: Stupid doors,,,why don't they open faster!
 
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Stewart: I won't say that line one more time. I'm a classically trained actor, dammit!

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Alexander Dorn reacts to a producer's speculation that all characters should wear skants regardless of sex.

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Worf: WORF SMASH!

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Turns out Troi's chocolate brownies had something else other than chocolate in them.
 
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RIKER: Damn it, the Picardbot is broken. We need another one before the Admiral's Ball or the Captain will be livid!

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WORF: Waiiit a minute. No other Klingon in the entire universe but me actually behaves with honor! I can't believe I've never seen it before!

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PROSECUTOR: *Giggle* Yes Commander Riker, I'm sure she was the aggressor and you were a complete gentleman.
RIKER: Hey, I was proven innocent!
PROSECUTOR: Of being a murderer, yes. Of being a creep...
PICARD: We need to remember, being a creep is not a crime.
PROSECTUOR: Actually it is on this planet, but it's only a large fine.

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WORF: One bridge! One Enterprise!!!
PICARD: Damn it Nagilum, why do you keep doing that? You let us go years ago!
NAGILUM: Sorry. It's just too much fun.

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PICARD: That was a Rikerbot? Gah! Picard to Holodeck 3! Will get back here!
 
T4TW, your hard work, and congratulations on hitting 450 LeadHead!
Slappy says "He will not tronise nether to return!" (With licensing rights to the inimitable Nerys Myk for creating the character)! Blame him, ok! :D
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Riker: How was your trip with Wesley, sir? The things we do for MILF love, am I right?


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Riker: We think we know who added all the lens flares to the Dixon Hill holoprogram, sir. Isn't that right, Mister Worf.
Worf: Why I never!


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Picard: Don't let the beard fool you, he's a chin-butt.



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Picard: Mr Worf, that is NOT what I meant by "manual release"!



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Riker: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhh....
Computer: Warning: toxic cloud detected. Probable unknown agent: paramilitary subterfuge. Activating emergency environmental ventilation. Warning: activation failure due to insufficient power.
Riker: Computer divert power from engines and weapons. This battle is just getting started.
 
Hello and Welcome to the 450th TNG Caption This!

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First up to the plate, we have the "Questionable Costumes" Award going to Timewalker for:

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Vash: You're not really going out in public dressed like that, are you?

Picard: This is nothing. You should have seen what I wore in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Thank you! :)

(In case there's anyone here who has not seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Patrick Stewart played King Richard the Lionheart, in a very snazzy, kingly outfit ;))
 
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Stewart: "Ooh, someone dropped a penny."
Frakes: "Star Trek, Patrick, not Scrooge."



And in another universe...
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Dorn thinking : "A hooker under the briefing table? Maybe we should have gone with that Frakes guy for Riker instead of Steve Guttenberg..."


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Worf muttering: "These aliens and their weird foreheads are so silly."



Still in another universe...
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Dorn thinking: "A hooker in the turbolift..."

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And no one noticed the inflatable Riker doll until after he got back from Risa.
 
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