TNG Caption This! #450 Gag Reel Free For All

[LeadHead]

I typically set up the new contest on Saturday or Sunday. This weekend looks to be a Sunday start so you've got time.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Riker: ...too...much...Risa...

Picard: He'll make a fine son in law, sir -- Will! Congratulations to you! This gentleman has just arrived with the news that you and his daughter are expecting a child.

Picard, OS: Fan dances are strictly forbidden on the Enterprise! Get out of here!

Worf: ..er...
Picard: Try clapping.
Worf: Sir?!
Picard: It's an old bypass. Clap on, clap off. Works for the lights, too.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Riker: We're hit, Captain! ...Captain?
Picard: :sobs: We got hit again! I'm a horrible captain. This is terrible!

Alas for Worf, the bridge bathroom was first come, first serve.

 

[Finn]

Picard: Is he gone?

Riker: Yes sir. I told Data to go down to Engineering and ask Geordi for his opinion about his take on Vulcan poetry.

Worf: Vulcans are with honor, but their poetry aren't

 

[Seven of Five]

Riker: Sleep, Captain. Hehe, look it worked! What are the odds we'd forget to remove his old Borg command?
Worf: Yes sir. It's just a shame that we're in the middle of a battle.

Worf: Filthy P'TaQ! You always get me with the fake turbolift doors.
Picard: Meh.

 

[Captain Crow]

Computer: Access Denied; red keycard required.

Worf: Keycard? I don't need no fuckin' keycard!

[Worf rips door open]

 

[Finn]

Picard: Mister Data...I realize you have been taking tips for a good prank from Wesley and Commander Riker. But would you please reprogram the sensors to detect Worf's life signs so he would be able to move around the ship...

Data: (OS) Of course, Sir!

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Ha ha, missed me, Enterprise! The joke is on you.
Computer: Working. Retort analysis complete. The joke is in your hand.

 

[Hutchy01]

Picard, OS: Fan dances are strictly forbidden on the Enterprise! Get out of here!

Pulaski: Since when?

 

[Seven of Five]

Riker: Computer, initiate launch sequence for Thunderbird 2.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!