Hello everyone! New Contest time!
First up to the plate, we have the "Protective Garments" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "Unlimited Data Plan" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "Illogical Locations" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "Some learn from history, some don't" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "Fairly Warned" Award, going to:
Next, something we don't have too often, but is really a pleasure to see when it happens!
It's such a joy to see that the competitors here don't work in a vacuum, but play off of each other and every once and awhile make some great running gags together. The Award goes to:
Great entries to this running gag include (but are not limited to)
And...
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
Once again, many thanks to shivkala for the contest idea and image suggestions!
Before we go on, my original plan was to have this weeks contest be "Sweeps Part II: Action!" However, due to the recent attacks in Paris and elsewhere, I didn't think it was appropriate for that kind of contest.
It was suggested to me that we should have the same contest regardless, but to me, this is a safe place, where everyone can come to see something funny and make someone laugh.
I don't know where everyone who posts here is from, and I know even less about those who just read the contests, but today and this week, I think it's most important that no matter where you are or where you call home, that people feel comfortable and can enjoy the creativity and humor of the fine caption competitors I am proud to see here every week.
My heart goes out to all those affected by these terrible events and if the horror of them has touched you, I wish you the very best.
And now, lets get the captioning started!
Enjoy!

First up to the plate, we have the "Protective Garments" Award, going to:
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Riker: I'm the one who told Ensign Lefler to line her bra with tin foil.
Geordi: You son of a -
Next, we have the "Unlimited Data Plan" Award, going to:
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Kamala: Can I have this model, but with chrome?
Next, we have the "Illogical Locations" Award, going to:
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Sarek: I must say, Captain, I am perplexed at your insistence to meet at, to quote the vernacular, a "strip joint."
Next, we have the "Some learn from history, some don't" Award, going to:
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NORAH SATIE: I am holding in my right hand, a list of members of the Romulan party living within the Federation.
BEVERLY: Didn't this happen in the 1960s and lead to a lot of innocent people having their careers ruined and zero actual spies caught?
NORAH SATIE: No. (Writes on paper) Beverly...Crusher...
Next, we have the "Fairly Warned" Award, going to:
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Riker (OS): Whatever you do, don't go to Malcor IV
Next, something we don't have too often, but is really a pleasure to see when it happens!

It's such a joy to see that the competitors here don't work in a vacuum, but play off of each other and every once and awhile make some great running gags together. The Award goes to:
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Kamala: I'm not saying I'm hot, but the entire Trill population just had plastic surgery to look more like me.
Great entries to this running gag include (but are not limited to)
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Kamala: I'm not saying I'm hot, but there's a six-month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear every time that I'm near.
And...
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Data: I am not saying she is hot, but my Thermoregulation sensors have detected a increase in ambient temperature!
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:
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PICARD: It must be a relief to be free from that time loop after nearly a century. Reliving the same moment over and over again
BATESON: You don't know the half of it.
LILITH: I heard that.

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Kamala: Once again, Mr. Data, the pleasure was all yours...
<uncomfortable silence ensues>
Data: Unfortunately i am unable to respond. I only studied X-Men references.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
Once again, many thanks to shivkala for the contest idea and image suggestions!

Before we go on, my original plan was to have this weeks contest be "Sweeps Part II: Action!" However, due to the recent attacks in Paris and elsewhere, I didn't think it was appropriate for that kind of contest.
It was suggested to me that we should have the same contest regardless, but to me, this is a safe place, where everyone can come to see something funny and make someone laugh.
I don't know where everyone who posts here is from, and I know even less about those who just read the contests, but today and this week, I think it's most important that no matter where you are or where you call home, that people feel comfortable and can enjoy the creativity and humor of the fine caption competitors I am proud to see here every week.
My heart goes out to all those affected by these terrible events and if the horror of them has touched you, I wish you the very best.
And now, lets get the captioning started!





Enjoy!