TNG Caption This! #430: Let's see what's out there...

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! New Contest time!

First up to the plate, we have the "Insubordination" Award, going to:

Picard: He's still here?

Riker: Apparently, so sir. I thought you denying him and over and over again doesn't get through to him.

Worf: Screw you guys, I'm firing phasers!

Next, we have the "Finally explained, just not to us" Award, going to:

Crusher: "So that's what jamaharon is!"

Next, we have the "Scary, not Scary" Award, going to:

RIKER: THESE are Ferengi? And we're supposed to feel THREATENED by them?

Next, we have the "Number One is taking a Number One" Award, going to:

Picard: Hey Number One! What's a giblet?
Riker: Giblets are the bird offal! Hearts, livers and gizzards!
Picard: I see. Hey Mister Data! What's a gizzard?
Data: It is the secondary stomach where the chicken grinds its food for digestion!
Picard: Hey Number One! Do we want giblets?
Riker: I AM ON THE SONIC TOILET RIGHT NOW! OK JUST GET THE TWO-PIECE!

...

Picard: Hey Number One! Why can Data say "its food" but not "It's the secondary stomach?" What's up with that??
Riker: !@#$% <flush>

Next, we have the "If you sit in the First 4 rows, you will get wet" Award, going to:

Troi: We always sit back here. Why are YOU sitting back here?
Riker: He spits.
Troi: Look, Will, someone has to sit in the front row. Otherwise the captain will think we're doing it on purpose.
Riker: WE ARE!

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Tension filled the room as Guinan decided where to sit.

Our Multi Image Award, goes to:

Riker: "Sensors are detecting Beverly nearing the Bridge."

Picard: "Mr. Worf ,verify!"

Worf: "Confirmed!"

Picard: ""Evasive maneuvers!"

Picard: Pops up, "Good -- she didn't see us."

Captain's log: For obvious reasons, we had to rearrange the concert seating to accommodate the delegates from Microscopia IV

Also, the "Do you want some ointment for that burn?" Award

Opening Night For Star Trek Nemesis.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

In honor of the 28th Anniversary of the premiere of TNG, lets say hello to "Encounter at Farpoint!"

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Troi: That's the most dramatic response to my giving someone the cold shoulder I've ever seen!

Picard: That giant ball of death is so frightening, I'll bet Q will use it every time we see him!

Riker: New orders from Captain Picard. Your son is not allowed on the Enterprise.

Crusher: Tell Jean-Luc to buy this for me and it won't be a problem.

Riker: This is the last hotel room you'll ever trash. Phasers on stun.

Picard: What are you people standing around for? Take your stations!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "We're going to get you to sickbay as quickly as we can, Tasha. Just be cool."
Troi: ". . . Oh no he di'int!"

Data: "It's like a big, bright, shiny soap bubble in space."
Worf: "Is that what you're going to put in your official report?"
Data: "Maybe not."

Riker: Doctor? Are you all right?"
Beverly: "I'm sorry. I don't mean to be so emotional. It's just that I still miss Jack so much, and everything seems to remind me of him. For instance, the color of this cloth is the same color Jack's face turned when he found out Captain Picard had been hitting on me behind his back."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Beverly: I love this fabric! If only we still used money, I could buy some.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Captain, I believe we have found ensign Erik Estrada."

Picard: "Yes, it was a very fascinating archeology dig. Here -- let me show you my thousands of blurry images of sand and broken rock fragments. Computer, load Picard file DigginIt69."

Computer: "Program loaded."

Picard: "No! Computer, wait!"

Computer: "Displaying."

Troi: "Uhura fan-dancing naked?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Can they be...thawed, Mr. Data?
Data: Historically, that has not been a wise choice for ships named Enterprise.

The Eye: You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death.
Picard:Shields up. Haflings to the bridge!

Riker: I'll give you odds Picard makes a 'make it sew' pun.

Data: This is a poor rock collection. Virtually all of the samples are sedimentary.

Picard: Well, I'll say this for him: that Q can dance.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: What is it?
DATA: It's labelled...Stouffers. Gorn division.

Picard's first mistake as Enterprise Captain: Intruding on Q's pool game.

BEVERLY: I'll take this one. And the blue one. And the green one.
RIKER: Wait, you have money?
BEVERLY: Oh, right. Well, I'll just replicate them then.

RIKER: You see Data? I told you you'd love hide and seek.

TROI: I sense...such joy! Such happiness!
ENSIGN IN BACK: Sorry, that was me. I got distracted by your uniform.

 

[shivkala]

TFTW!

Picard: This killer is...cold hearted.

*Cue the intro to CSI: The Next Generation, a remix of The Who's "My Generation" plays*

Worf: I'll say this for Q, he has balls. Well, one of them, at least.

Crusher: For this week's challenge, I'm thinking this would be great for a cape or a shawl of some kind.

Riker: Make it work.

Data: Bless you, sir.

The crew eagerly await shivkala's caption as he stares at the screen hoping for some inspiration.

Data: This is a poor rock collection. Virtually all of the samples are sedimentary.

 

[Hutchy01]

Troi: That is a mighty strange erection!

 

[Nerys Myk]

At this stage of her career, Marina Sirtis hadn't developed her "serious" face yet.

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Check out this guy's hat.
Crusher: I'm trying very hard not to give him the satisfaction.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Ice to see you."

Picard: "No..."

Data: "Everybody, chill."

Picard: "Knock it off!"

Data: "Goodness, gracious; it is a great ball of fire."

Worf: "He's not going to keep doing that, is he?"

Riker: "Don't you think it's a little weird that you asked it to be brighter and suddenly it is?"

Wesley: "That's the HD remastering, Commander."

Riker: "I thought this guy was Duke from GI Joe. What a wuss."

Troi: "They're holding tentacles."

Data: "Actually, Counselor, I believe that is a form of reproduction..."

Picard: "Screen off! SCREEN OFF!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Captain, would it be inappropriate at this juncture if I sang 'Ice, ice, baby'?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: All I'm saying is, be on the look out for a guy with German accent.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Q: Pardon us, do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[Triskelion]

Troi: I'm sensing great joy, and gratitude, and profound relief.
Picard: Worf!

 

[TolkienOtaku]

Thanks for the win!

Data(in a singing voice): Do you want to build a snowman?
Picard: Not cool, Data.
Troi: Right in the feels!

Looks like Lister's playing pool again.

Riker: I'm telling you, there aren't any stains on it!
Crusher: But I could have sworn there was!

Riker: Some house party.

Troi: What is that? It's gorgeous.
Q: Oh come on! It's the opening to The Lion King! How do you people not know this?

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "I know we've only just met, Doctor, but I can't help thinking how wonderful you would look in a tiny little bikini made out of that material."
Wesley: "Hey! You can't talk to my mother like that!"
Beverly: "Go check out the video games, Wesley."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "It's just a pink-ish cloth! Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?!"

Beverly: "Actually, I do -- I just don't give a frak."

Riker: "That's it, we're getting a new doctor next season."