TNG Caption This! #376: Official Business

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Rasmussen: What are we doing in an empty shuttlebay? I said I needed help getting off this ship!
Picard: I just wanted to show you something.
Rasmussen: What's that?
Picard: All the other shuttle pilots wanting to help you.

Lwaxana: Seriously, Will. Sonic shower, NOW. They're picking up those stinknuts all the way to Betazed.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!

 

[Praxius]

New Contest is up!

Aw crap, didn't see that.... oh well.... here's mine anyways, even though they won't win

"The shuttlecraft was right here. I swear I left it right here. I parked it, handed the keys to Wesley, told him give it a good polish and shine like a good little boy..... Oh crap... WESSSSS'LEEEEYYYY!!!!!"

Riker Thinking: "He looked like a man, but sounded like a woman, but had some features like a woman, yet the haircut of a man, and hands like a man, but boobies like a woman, but also had a man doodle.... and that night we had alone..... Did I.... Did She.... No Wait, He.... No.... He did that to me.... or She did.... or did I? I'm so confused right now, I need advice from Wesley on this....."

Geordi: "Neeaaa.... I don't know Wes. It looks like an Andorian Belly Button to me."
Wesley: "I'm telling you Geordi, it's a close up shot of a blue Rose!"
Geordi: "Wes... you haven't been to the Academy yet, but trust me, I've seen my fair share of Andorian Belly Buttons on Saturday Nights and I know what I'm talking about."
Wesley: "Don't give me that bull. #1: you're just as crappy with girls as I am and #2: Your visor shows you rainbows and butterflies half the time."

Riker: "You three, stay here and make sure the equipment is secured and safe. You two...... come with me, we need to do a... "Sensor Probe".... yeah, that's it."

Marr: "Oh Mr. Worf, you like Prune Juice too? I love how it helps with my regularity. I brought aboard a bottle straight from Earth with extra fibre if you would like to come to my place afterwards. We can drink prune juice and play cribbage."
Worf: "A warrior's drink and a warrior's game? I would be honoured."
Picard: *snickers*