Riker: Sensors reading an orphan transport ship on its way to Disneyworld. Recommendations? Worf: We attack! Riker: Quelle surprise. Picard: What is it, Data? Data: A Bird of Prey, sir. Picard: Romulans then. Data: No sir; it is a Klingon Bird of Prey. Picard: Oh, I though the Romulans call their ships Birds of Prey. What do they call them? Data: Birds of Prey, sir. Like the Klingons. Picard: Well they can't all be Birds of Prey, can they? Data: Given that both species are interstellar empires, it is a statistical likelihood that at least some of their ships share a convergent class nomenclature. It is most likely a limitation of our own universal translator, sir, as both species share a distinctly different language and morphological referent of origin. Picard: What, so those two Risan prostitutes who I thought were women... Data: Completely different issue, sir. Security Officer's log, supplemental: I found the ship's toilet and I couldn't be happier. Can't say the same for the rest of the bridge staff.