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TNG Caption This! #368: 8 degrees past 360!

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Riker: Sensors reading an orphan transport ship on its way to Disneyworld. Recommendations?
Worf: We attack!
Riker: Quelle surprise.


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Picard: What is it, Data?
Data: A Bird of Prey, sir.
Picard: Romulans then.
Data: No sir; it is a Klingon Bird of Prey.
Picard: Oh, I though the Romulans call their ships Birds of Prey. What do they call them?
Data: Birds of Prey, sir. Like the Klingons.
Picard: Well they can't all be Birds of Prey, can they?
Data: Given that both species are interstellar empires, it is a statistical likelihood that at least some of their ships share a convergent class nomenclature. It is most likely a limitation of our own universal translator, sir, as both species share a distinctly different language and morphological referent of origin.
Picard: What, so those two Risan prostitutes who I thought were women...
Data: Completely different issue, sir.


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Security Officer's log, supplemental: I found the ship's toilet and I couldn't be happier. Can't say the same for the rest of the bridge staff.
 
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Picard: "Mr. Worf, would you come and press the 'Reset' button on the viewscreen for me? I get vertigo if I get any closer than this."
 
Thanks for the double header Leadhead!


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Worf: So I saw Thunderbirds...


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Spiner: Gene is really letting his casting couch standards slip.


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Data: Which one is the self destruct button again?


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Picard: Oh hell, it's the first film. I hate this one.

Riker: But I thought you'd modelled your look on Persis Khambatta?

Picard: She modelled her look on me!


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Crosby's leaving party was not a great success.
 
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Yar (voice over): "Chief Security Officer's log. There's nothing like a bout of Klingon flatulence to clear out a room! Unfortunately, Starfleet regulations insist that at least one security officer must be present on the bridge at all times. I hate this job!"
 
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Riker: Computer, locate Captain Picard.

Computer: Captain Picard has been in Dr. Beverly Crusher's quarters since 21:00 hours, yesterday

Worf: Impressive

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Geordi: Data, don't even think about becoming a ginger

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Riker: Computer, locate Captain Picard.

Computer: Captain Picard has been in Commander Nella Darren's quarters since 23:00 hours yesterday

Worf: Very impressive

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Worf: They've been in suspended animation for 70 years. They're demanding the "Genesis" device.

Picard: Tell them I don't wear a hair system

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Yar: Computer, locate the Enterprise bridge crew.

Computer: The bridge crew has been in Captain Picard's quarters since 23:30 hours, yesterday

Yar: Even Worf?

Computer: Yes

Yar: Impressive
 
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CROSBY: Come one, my character's backstory and her upcoming death are already enough depressive, you don't mean to shot all that scenes about her insufferable loneliness.
 
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Picard: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in this episode?
Worf: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Picard: What happened to then?
Worf: We passed then.
Picard: When?
Worf: Just now. We're at now now.
Picard: Go back to then.
Worf: When?
Picard: Now.
Worf: Now?
Picard: Now.
Worf: I can't.
Picard: Why?
Worf: We missed it.
Picard: When?
Worf: Just now.
Picard: When will then be now?
Worf: Soon.
Picard: How soon?
 
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