Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Jul 25, 2013.
Beverly: (thinking) "That's the last time I give Jean Luc Viagra"
PICARD: Am I French or British?
Or, perhaps, on a similar theme:
BEVERLY (on the couch, out of view): Jean-Luc, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls...
Picard: Where is the IT guy? I need to get back to Space Sudoku.
Wesley: But why do I have to judge who has the best pouty face?
Troi: I called "not it."
Riker: Is there ever a danger of people getting the wrong idea about what we're doing?
The standard Risian shot was an absolute for any crewmember leaving Risa.
When there was no more work left to do, Picard eked out his spare time pondering upon his love for Beverly that was never to be...
The drunk doctor always appeared after Picard spurned Beverly's advances.
Wesley: For once sir I have to agree with you.
Picard: Shut up- Wait...
Riker: Did he just compliment you?
Captain's log supplemental: After the Wesley boy attempted to commandeer my ship, he escaped but through the valiant efforts of my crew we tracked him down where I intend to kill this son of a bitch.
RIKER: Should't there be someone at the transporter controls?
PICARD: Budget cuts, Numbah One. Now try to activate the controls with a phaser shot.
Picard: Two to beam, Chief O'Brien.
O'Brien: Just a second sir, I'm having a little...ion interference.
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