TNG Caption This! 313: Extreme Tardiness!

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Bah! You kids today have it easy! You ever try to get chocolate out of velour?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I was under the impression there would be two girls.

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Don't bring me tea with milk in it, ever again. Do you understand ensign?"
Gomez: "Yessir, I'm so very sorry!"
Picard: "Now go and get yourself cleaned up."
*** Gomez leaves ***
LaForge: "Captain, don't you think you were being a bit hard on her?"
Picard: "How so?"
LaForge: "There's milk tea all over the ceiling..."

 

[Isis]

Struycken: "No, I'm not Richard Kiel. Can't a guy just drink his beer in peace?"

 

[Isis]

Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. My diplomatic skills were put to the test today when Lwaxana Troi went on PlentyOfTribbles, claimed she was a twenty-something, and got matched with young Mr. Crusher, who listed himself as a twenty-something as well.

Picard: "I don't care that you're eight feet tall and that you're a guest on this ship. I'm the Captain and nobody touches my Earl Grey!"

K'Ehleyr: "I suggest that if you want to move up in Starfleet, you skip the Picard and Riker poses, and that you go straight to this Kirk pose."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

K'Ehleyr: "I just came from my quarters. My black lace panties are missing. Fork 'em over!"

 

[Triskelion]

K: Let's go to Ten Forward now, Worf. I'm ready.
W: Computer increase K'Ehleyr's camel toe gradient by fifteen percent.
Blooop beep booop! Acknowledged.
W: Now you're ready.

 

[LeadHead]

LeadHead will return in one week! That's right, in one week, life will return to normal and contests will start (somewhat) on time again!

 

[Isis]

The TNG-Alice in Wonderland crossover was not well received, especially the part where Mr. Homm guzzled down the "Drink Me" potion.

Picard: "OK, I'll admit the extra bathrooms were not a great idea..."

< brief pause >

Picard: "But what sort of engineer are you, Mistah LaForge? The best you can do is have Gomez standing here with a mug to catch the leak?"

LaForge: "The issue is not what sort of engineer I am, it's that we need a plumber. You'll just have to be patient while I check Angie's List."

 

[Amaris]

"Chocolate Rain... Some stay dry and others feel the pain..."

 

[Trek Sifter]

Picard: If you two would stop sleepwalking, you could watch where you're going.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DIRECTOR: Cut!!!!! Damn it, Burton. Stop posting your lines all over the set. Try memorizing them!

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Gomez: "I can't explain it, Captain. All I did was give the tribble some water, and then it just... exploded."
Picard: "Really? That's so odd. Isn't that odd Mister LaForge?"
LaForge: "This is why I hate pledge week."

Picard: "So when she fed it some water, the whole thing exploded in her hand!"
Riker: "Dude."
Picard: "I know, right?"

Deanna: "So then she fed it some water, and the whole thing exploded all over the engine room!"
Tasha: "Hah! This is why I love pledge week!"

 

[LeadHead]

NEW CONTEST!

 

[RonPorter]

Hello everyone! Thanks for bearing with me with my extremely unreasonable schedule recently. The good news is that things will start improving soon, the bad news is that there might be a couple of rough weeks before it does.

First up to the plate, we have the "Get me outta here" Award, going to:

Picard: Her.
Riker: Acknowledged, sir. Ensign Ro, you'll join me, Data and Worf on the hostile planet.
Ro: Can I resign now, sir?

Next, we have the "Alpha Beta" Award, going to:

Riker: What have you found?

Geordi: Nothing yet. But these led lights keep blinking out of sequence.

Riker: Well, get them to blink IN sequence!

Next, we have the "Here comes the Starship Gossip" Award, going to:




Next, we have the "Swamp Forcefields" Award, going to:




Next, we have the "In the year 2369..." Award, going to:




Our Photoshop award, goes to:

Captain's Log, Supplemental: Newest policy: Away team candidates will be identified by the successful completion of a game of "Red Light, Green Light" before entering the bridge turbolift. An unanticipated consequence has been the regular elimination of necessary "red shirts" through this process. Will reconsider policy.

Picard: We've decided to let you go, if you promise not to tell anyone we were saved by Wesley again.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to all of our winners!

Thanks again for all the patience you've been giving me recently. Life has been crazy busy for yours truly, I look forward to it calming down soon, just gotta get to that point.

And now, lets get back to the blu-rays!

Enjoy!

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