Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, May 8, 2013.
Picard: "Bah! You kids today have it easy! You ever try to get chocolate out of velour?"
PICARD: I was under the impression there would be two girls.
Picard: "Don't bring me tea with milk in it, ever again. Do you understand ensign?"
Gomez: "Yessir, I'm so very sorry!"
Picard: "Now go and get yourself cleaned up."
*** Gomez leaves ***
LaForge: "Captain, don't you think you were being a bit hard on her?"
Picard: "How so?"
LaForge: "There's milk tea all over the ceiling..."
Struycken: "No, I'm not Richard Kiel. Can't a guy just drink his beer in peace?"
Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. My diplomatic skills were put to the test today when Lwaxana Troi went on PlentyOfTribbles, claimed she was a twenty-something, and got matched with young Mr. Crusher, who listed himself as a twenty-something as well.
Picard: "I don't care that you're eight feet tall and that you're a guest on this ship. I'm the Captain and nobody touches my Earl Grey!"
K'Ehleyr: "I suggest that if you want to move up in Starfleet, you skip the Picard and Riker poses, and that you go straight to this Kirk pose."
K'Ehleyr: "I just came from my quarters. My black lace panties are missing. Fork 'em over!"
K: Let's go to Ten Forward now, Worf. I'm ready.
W: Computer increase K'Ehleyr's camel toe gradient by fifteen percent.
Blooop beep booop! Acknowledged.
W: Now you're ready.
LeadHead will return in one week! That's right, in one week, life will return to normal and contests will start (somewhat) on time again!
The TNG-Alice in Wonderland crossover was not well received, especially the part where Mr. Homm guzzled down the "Drink Me" potion.
Picard: "OK, I'll admit the extra bathrooms were not a great idea..."
< brief pause >
Picard: "But what sort of engineer are you, Mistah LaForge? The best you can do is have Gomez standing here with a mug to catch the leak?"
LaForge: "The issue is not what sort of engineer I am, it's that we need a plumber. You'll just have to be patient while I check Angie's List."
"Chocolate Rain... Some stay dry and others feel the pain..."
Picard: If you two would stop sleepwalking, you could watch where you're going.
DIRECTOR: Cut!!!!! Damn it, Burton. Stop posting your lines all over the set. Try memorizing them!
Gomez: "I can't explain it, Captain. All I did was give the tribble some water, and then it just... exploded."
Picard: "Really? That's so odd. Isn't that odd Mister LaForge?"
LaForge: "This is why I hate pledge week."
Picard: "So when she fed it some water, the whole thing exploded in her hand!"
Picard: "I know, right?"
Deanna: "So then she fed it some water, and the whole thing exploded all over the engine room!"
Tasha: "Hah! This is why I love pledge week!"
It is wonderful serial which I mostly watch.. I really liked the way you have shared the details.. Thanks for starting the thread
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