TNG Caption This! 313: Extreme Tardiness!

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  1. Jonas Grumby

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    PICARD: I was under the impression there would be two girls.
     
  3. Gary7

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    Picard: "Don't bring me tea with milk in it, ever again. Do you understand ensign?"
    Gomez: "Yessir, I'm so very sorry!"
    Picard: "Now go and get yourself cleaned up."
    *** Gomez leaves ***
    LaForge: "Captain, don't you think you were being a bit hard on her?"
    Picard: "How so?"
    LaForge: "There's milk tea all over the ceiling..."
     
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    Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. My diplomatic skills were put to the test today when Lwaxana Troi went on PlentyOfTribbles, claimed she was a twenty-something, and got matched with young Mr. Crusher, who listed himself as a twenty-something as well.



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    Picard: "I don't care that you're eight feet tall and that you're a guest on this ship. I'm the Captain and nobody touches my Earl Grey!"



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    K'Ehleyr: "I suggest that if you want to move up in Starfleet, you skip the Picard and Riker poses, and that you go straight to this Kirk pose."
     
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  6. Jonas Grumby

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    W: Computer increase K'Ehleyr's camel toe gradient by fifteen percent.
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  8. LeadHead

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    The TNG-Alice in Wonderland crossover was not well received, especially the part where Mr. Homm guzzled down the "Drink Me" potion.



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    Picard: "OK, I'll admit the extra bathrooms were not a great idea..."

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    Picard: "But what sort of engineer are you, Mistah LaForge? The best you can do is have Gomez standing here with a mug to catch the leak?"

    LaForge: "The issue is not what sort of engineer I am, it's that we need a plumber. You'll just have to be patient while I check Angie's List."
     
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    Gomez: "I can't explain it, Captain. All I did was give the tribble some water, and then it just... exploded."
    Picard: "Really? That's so odd. Isn't that odd Mister LaForge?"
    LaForge: "This is why I hate pledge week."


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    Picard: "So when she fed it some water, the whole thing exploded in her hand!"
    Riker: "Dude."
    Picard: "I know, right?"


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    Deanna: "So then she fed it some water, and the whole thing exploded all over the engine room!"
    Tasha: "Hah! This is why I love pledge week!"
     
  14. LeadHead

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    It is wonderful serial which I mostly watch.. I really liked the way you have shared the details.. Thanks for starting the thread
     
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