TNG Caption This! 308: The day LeadHead broke the server

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

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No, neither funny nor appropriate. Your adolescent notion of adult discourse is tiresome. Grow up or move on.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio.
Riker: Ensign Yorick? He transferred to Starbase 3, I think.
Picard: Hamlet, Number One.
Riker: Lieutenant Hamlet is at Starfleet Command Quartermaster's office in Beijing, I think.
Picard: Shakespeare, Will.
Riker: Shakespeare will what? Transfer aboard Enterprise?
Data: Allow me, sir.
Picard: Please, Data.
Data: The Captain has undoubtedly found a spear on an archaeological dig. He wishes you to shake it.
Picard: Geordi?
Geordi: I thought Yorick went down with the Tolstoy at Worf 359.
Riker: War and peace. Now that's a good book.
Geordi: For cracking nuts?
Riker: What else?
Picard: I wonder if I can just slam my head through this transparent aluminium window.
Data: A-Loo-min-um, sir.

 

[LeadHead]

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No, neither funny nor appropriate. Your adolescent notion of adult discourse is tiresome. Grow up or move on.

Let me add my two cents to that just to lay any possibilities to rest.

That kind of joke is not a joke to me. It would never win or be considered for a win. I know my sense of humor can sometimes be indecipherable, but that will never be funny to me.

 

[LeadHead]

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