TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

[Velocity]

Picard: Listen to me! I said, Listen to Me!

Riva: What? What? I can't hear you! You're covering up my ears!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: There's gotta be away to make this look like an accident.

 

[Triskelion]

Data: I read the Yelp reviews. Commander Riker gave the Stinking Gorn four Vulcan salutes, and recommended the Parthas à la Yuta.

Picard: When I develop a taste for sehlat taint, I'll let you know, Data.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Geordi: "I feel like I'm wearing somebody's old quilt!"

Picard: "I feel that if I can't grow hair on the top of my head, then I'm damned well going to grow it somewhere!"

Data: "I feel....like I belong in an old episode of 'Maude'!"

Beverly: "I feel like I'm losing my mind!"

 

[Triskelion]

Crusher: You guys want to go f*ck up ST: Enterprise?
All:
I'm in.
Me too.
Make it so.

 

[Finn]

Beverly: Just like old times

Picard: Remember the time Wil used the fake NX-01 holonovel to help decide whether to tell me about the Pegasus cloaking device or not?

Geordi: *chuckle* Good Ol' Reg. I still can't believe he pulled that on Wil.

Data: Buffoon

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: If Picard's belt was any higher it would be a bra.

PICARD: I'm old not deaf, LaForge!!!!

 

[Triskelion]

Data: So y'all ready to recreate Dukes of Hazzard on the holodeck?
Geordi: Let's go, cuz.
Beverly: Just let me get my Daisy Dukes on. Are you ready, Uncle Jesse?
Picard: If Hogg lays one hand on y'all I'll shove a apple in his mouth and my foot up his ass.

 

[jespah]

GEORDI: If Picard's belt was any higher it would be a bra.

PICARD: I'm old not deaf, LaForge!!!!

Data: Crusher's belt is her bra.

Crusher: I'm old not deaf, Data!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Picard: "Number One, get that new crewman Hansen back here on the double!"

 

[LeadHead]

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