TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images!
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Riker: The Captain's lost on Risa.
Crew: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
Geordi: We...come...in...peace! We...make...nice nice! You...aliens...we...Federation.... Together...strong...like bull!
Alien <to his own crew>: Check out this m* f*.
Data: Sir, I just got back from a parallel universe in which...the Crusher boy...is your son.
Picard: So Beverly was my wife?
Data: No sir. She was your...Dominatrix.
Picard: So. You didn't travel to a parallel universe, did you Mister Data.
Data: No sir.
Picard: In fact, you just read my diary, didn't you.
Data: Yes sir.
Picard: Do you know what you must do now, Data?
Data: Yes sir.
Picard: It's not a reprimand.
Data: Erasing my memory bank will actually be a relief, sir.
Picard: Make it so.
<Data shudders>
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Worf: "I know you dishonorable targs are laughing at me. I can see you in the rearview mirror, you know?"
Geordi: With my hand on the Book of Reading Rainbow, I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Office of the Engineering and the Enterprise against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me, Roddenberry
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