TNG Caption This! 251: Season 5; A Little Less Conversation...

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Mr. Data. Mr. LaForge. Commander Riker has just brought to my attention a distinct drop in both of your recent efficiency ratings."
Data (thinking): "Asswipe!"

 

[Gary7]

Data: (thinking to himself) This is taking forever. Must Riker speak so slowly? What am I doing among these humans anyway. Their primitive vocal communications are on orders of magnitude slower than the pace of my thoughts. I'm wasting all this time standing here. There--I processed all of these thoughts and Riker just got out the first word of his sentence. I think I better excuse myself with a much needed "lube" break, before I start wrecking the place.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I am the Captain, Numbah One! If I say i's a bathroom, then it's a bathroom!!

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard: Who did it!?! Who did it?!? The symbol of our mission record has been thrown out an airlock and I'm going to find out who did it!

Riker: Something happen to your palm tree, sir?

Picard: It was you you! Wasn't it Mr Riker?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Dammit Numbah One, I said no parties!!!!


(Thanks to everyone who contributed to that image all those years ago)

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Everyone was anxious to get the Enterprise's internet working again.

Riker: Captain, I'm not going to go all the way over there just to give you a solidarity fistbump.
Picard: Air-fistbump, then.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Thanks for the win.

Picard: "You your the one who plugged and over flowed my toilet, and that cheap dollar store bead isn't fooling anyone Wesley!"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "I wasn't born yestahday, Mistah Rikah. I know you love when I'm 'out' for these colonoscopies, but no drag racing like last time."

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: Can't you get someone else to take over while you're at your emergency conference? I've got a date with the Boobowski Twins tonight.

Picard: Look Numbah One. The galaxy's tiniest violin.

Data: Actually the galaxy's tiniest violin is aproximatly 452 times smaller than that.

Picard: Shut up Mistah Datah!

 

[LeadHead]

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