TNG Caption This! 246: Danger! Danger, Will Riker!

[inflatabledalek]

Geordi: Do you really want to die a virgin?

Beverly: sure, I'm a virgin

Geordi: Come on Doctor, everyone knows Wesley was the result of you using a turkey baster and some stains stolen off the captain's bedsheets.


kind of blown my chances there haven't I?

Beverly: That's certainly the only thing in here that's going to get blown tonight.

 

[Mojochi]

Thanks for the win

Riker: Fine dammit! but before you send us back, just send us your Mr. Mot for the love of GOD!

Worf: And THIS smack is for making me raise that snotty little brat myself!"

Geordi: (Thinking) Mental note: Always stand upwind of Doctor Crusher after a little exercise

Picard was more surprised than anyone at getting a first look at an Enterprise toilet room

Shelby: Quick, take out those halogens. They're making us women look pasty

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Worf: "I can't believe it! I'm actually kicking someone's ass!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Current Score

Freight Train: 1

Away Team: 0

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES (os): Best holodeck gag ever!!!!!!

LAFORGE(os): Judging by the stain on the Captain's trousers, you might want to start running.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Friggin' budget cuts."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Doctor Pulaski! Oh my God, it's L.A. Law all over again!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Everybody was Kang Fu Fighting...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "My God... it's full of streaky rainbow lines!"

 

[Mistral]

Stewart: "I am NOT doing another Braga script! I'll kill myself first!"

 

[TMStepper]

Thanks for picking one of mine!

Wesley(os): '"The descrambler's working, now I can watch porn on... my.... TV?"

Riker: "Damnit, Wesley! Whatever you did blew half the ship's electrical grid out! Not to mention what it did to my hair dryer!"

Worf was having one of those days. His son washed his phaser with soap and water, Spot had hacked up a hairball on his just-shined boots, and the ship's mess had screwed up the ga'gh, AGAIN. When he woke up in sickbay, all the poor Kahless Witness could remember was asking somebody if they'd accepted Kahless as their warrior king.......

Crusher: "You know what? I know what fun is. I'VE HAD FUN BEFORE, AND THIS ISN'T IT!!!!"

It was only as the turbolift doors opened that it occured to Picard that there was, in fact, no deck 99.

Casting for the 24th century live action adaptation of Scooby-Doo was going well.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: It seems to be a universe were Zach Galifianakis is Number One.

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Riker: *thinking* Damn it, I look awful. If only I was animated, I bet I'd look so cool right now!

Riker: I knew it! Much better, I look awesome!

 

[Isis]

LeadHead, thanks for the win!

Picard: "I should have made a left toin at Albu-koi-kee."

 

[Bob Karo]

King Leonidas Riker: THIS. UNIVERSE. SUCKS!

 

[milo bloom]

From The Star Trek A Film By Ken Burns:

VO (Read by Alec Baldwin): "My dearest Deanna,

I fear this war shall never end. Our enemy is formidiable and strikes with no warning from the shadows. Our Captain says we must persevere, but I fear he has gone mad..."

-Commander William Riker, USS Enterprise UFP Starfleet 2365

Picard: "Great, now Ashoken Farewell is going to be stuck in my head all day."

 

[Worf'sParmach]

(in Gremlin Gizmo voice) "Bright Light, Bright Light!"

 

[Isis]

Mirror Spock (OS): "You are inappropriately mimicking my shtick. You really must endeavor to find your own."

LaForge: "Would you tell your son that if he cannnot resist an economy-jumbo size can of baked beans, he should at stay away from the ship's only working turbolift when he feels the need to release the resulting build-up of gas?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: Next time I say, "No, not that button!!!" Listen!!!!

 

[Amasov]

"We won't go back. You don't know what it's like in our universe. Continuity's gone, JJ Abrams is everywhere!"

Bevery felt Jean-Luc had an unhealthy addiction to his new Apple iBorg.