TNG Caption This! 244: Galaxy Class Jingle Bells

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone, sorry about the late new thread, wanted to give some extra time on this one.

First up to the plate, we have the "Vulcans do not use Figures of Speech" Award, going to:

Data: I am curious, Ambassador. When you used the phrase "Give me a hand," did you intend this literally?

Next, we have the "See ya in Yesterday's Enterprise" Award, going to:

Unbeknownst to Tasha, today was the day she was to be sacrificed on the altar of the Plot Gods.

Next, we have the "He Made It So! So, what now?" Award going to:

Beverly: (OS) "Isn't it wonderful, Jean-Luc? You're going to be a father!"
And all he could do was look at the positive indicator on the pregnancy tester

Next, the "Commanding Optimism" Award, is going to:

Picard: It's alright, Mr. LaForge. You'll meet the right one someday.

Worf: Sir, I protest. It is dishonorable and cruel to get his hopes up.

Next, the "Beware of Howard Stern" Award, goes to:

Data practiced diligently so he could be on "The Alpha Quadrant's Got Talent."

Our Photoshop award, goes to:

DATA: Curious, the name on the stone does not match the records of who is buried here.

RIKER: Funny,the empty grave is what's bothering me.

Picard: "Good news, Geordi! I checked your service record, and you have already achieved all the prerequisites for attending either Starfleet's Advanced Command Training or Advanced Engineering School! Incidentally, you also meet the celibacy requirements for the Starfleet Chaplain Corp!"

Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to all of our winners! New contest! Lets go!

I will attempt to end this one on December 25th, if not, it will start on the 26th.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Oh, Marmaduke...

Q: Flowers! Is there a Seymour Butts here?

Everyone but Worf: HAPPY KLINGON MUCUS DAY!

Crusher: Pay no attention to the body being taken away, I'm sure you're perfectly safe here.

La Forge: Did you have to put commercials on the screen for the 3 minutes I can see?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard tried to hide his Minbari ancestry.

Q: I hope this Jean chick is hot.

Once the viagra kicked in the party started.

BLONDE: You said "Run Ensign Jones up the flagpole" right?

CRUSHER: Run his idea up the flagpole.

BLONDE: Put him down, boys!

LAFORGE: So, I wasn't blind? I just had on some crappy eye wear?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win!

Q: "Flowers? From Jean-Luc Picard? I'm being way too lenient with that asshole!"

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Twilight, people actually read this crap?!

Riker: Thanks for the rescue Geordi, another few minutes and the Shotgun wedding would've started.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Stewart: Alright! Rick made sure they put the car chase I wanted in this draft of the script. This Movie is going to rock!

Q: Wesley, you're not fooling anyone by pretending you've got valentine flowers. I'd recognise your Mum's signature anywhere.

Everyone: YAY CONGRATULATIONS ON GOING TO DEEP SPACE 9 MICHAEL!

Dorn: Errr, am I? I know I was offered it, but I want to stay hanging round with you guys. It's going to be such fun now the show's over, we can just chill and have fun all day.

Sirtis: No, really, we want you to do it. It's not that we don't appreciate the ten hour lectures on veganism, we just think it'll be great for your career. Honest.

Dorn: Can I come visit on weekends?

Sirtis: No.

Crusher's am-dram performance of Lionel Richie's Dancing on the Ceiling video was something of a failure.

Geordi: You're all way more minging that I thought.

 

[Finn]

Geordi: Incredible... But you'd look better with a beard though

Riker: noted

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Rishon Uxbridge: "Tell me, when you pulled up front, did you see a sign on the door saying 'Dead Ensign Storage'?"

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the win, Leadhead!

And also, thanks so much for all your hard work on these contests. Your award titles and variety of selections are always hilarious.

Picard: (reading to himself) "And he turned his collar to the cold and damp... Collar. Ah, so that's what is so damned wrong about this uniform."

Q: "So long, and thanks for all the fish?"

Worf didn't think hypnotism would work on him... but it did. And now he was the hit of the party, doing the sleep walker's tap dance.

Beverly: "I'm sorry ma'am, but that crewman will never bother you again."
Rishon: "But, all he did was ask me out on a date. Quite frankly, I rather liked the idea."

Geordi: "Yeah, they're real eyes alright... But between you and me Riker, my visor has an option to see through objects that well, I'd really miss in no time. That's why you always find me looking and smiling at Counselor Troi."

 

[Gary7]

Riker had a sneaking suspicion about Geordi and finally decided to check for himself. Geordi was indeed a Goa'uld.

 

[Gary7]

Worf: "There's no place like Stovokor... there's no place like Stovokor... there's--"
Data: "Don't forget to click your heels, Worf!"

 

[Gary7]

Q: "All those faithful years in the Q Continuum and they relegate me to something as despicable and humiliating as this... a flower delivery boy. Oh no... and this delivery is to Jean-Luc!"

 

[Holdfast]

PICARD (reading to himself): See Spot Run. Run, Spot, Run.

Q (thinking): I never thought Picard had the imagination to come up with such a dirty limerick.

Awkward Moment: The Next Generation.

CRUSHER: No ma'am, nothing to see here. Now if you'd just look into this light...

GEORDI: You mean I could see all this time, and no-one told me?!

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Now that you can see, you're no longer qualified to be our helmsman.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Klingons, even more than most species, found having surprise parties sprung upon them in men's rooms particularly galling.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Beverly: "Yes, I poop redshirts. It's a medical condition, are you gonna make a big deal about it?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Blonde: Aren't you suppose to do that with a gerbil?

 

[Gary7]

Q: "These are fresh Terran roses! And this is all you give me as a tip, Jean-Luc?"

Dr. Crusher: "Well, so long... and thanks for all the fish."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Picard to Riker. Number One, I've almost reached the bottom of the page. Send for the Captain's page turner."
Riker: "Wesley Crusher to the Captain's ready room"

 

[Mark 2000]

Sorry to sound dumb, but where is that picture of the guy being carried off from? It looks like it's from The Survivors, but I don't remember that scene.