TNG Caption This #231: Write Some Original Songs!

[LeadHead]

Good Saturday to you! Still no one has cracked the code of my recent Thread Titles! Anybody think they know?

Apologies for the lateness of the new postings, life is busy busy busy.

First up to the plate, we have the "I don't love ya tomorrow because my emotion chip doesn't arrive until Tuesday" Award goes to:

*Upon finding out that the Captain and Data were the 'leads' in Reg's latest holoprogram*

Riker: "Actually sir, you do make a pretty convincing Daddy Warbucks."

Worf: "Agreed. However, I would not have pictured Commander Data as Lil Orphan Annie."

Next up, the "Instant Demotion" Award goes to:

GUY: Looks like French surrendered, again.

PICARD (with anger): Computer! End program!!!!!

Next, we have the "Picard is never wrong, except this time" Award, going to:

Picard: "Turns out... turns out there actually were five lights."

Next up, we have the "Really? I thought only Piers would X them!" Award, going to:

When Picard and Riker appeared on "America's Got Talent," all three judges hit their gongs immediately.

Here we go with the "So it was the Romulans all along!" Award, going to:

Tomalak: Trip died...

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

And the crew looked on, as Geordi tried yet again to hit on Ensign Lefler.

Riker: I guess no one notices the irony of me sitting motionless with shades of gray in my hair whilst someone does something to my head...

For those of you who were wondering why there was no new voting round this week, you have my apologies. Things got crazy and I didn't get the chance to get it posted. But that has changed! It's up and running! Please go vote!

And now, new contest!

Off we go!

 

[Mysterion]

It was no real mystery why "Replicator Burritto Wednesdays" were soon discontinued on the Enterprise.

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: I'm sorry, Captain. Risa will only let you beam down if I send a Security Officer.

Picard: To protect me?

Worf: No, the Risian Women.

Barclay: Holding a huge power cable with incalculable amounts of power in it? How could this be a bad idea?

Riker: (thinking) So what if she won't answer the door? I'll find my own way in!

Turns out, the Warp Core can fart.

Worf: You can both suck my ridges!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: No, I haven't seen that episode of Seinfield. Why do you ask?

GEORDI: Damn it, Reg! I said dont lick it!!!!!

RIKER: Nice to see you in a skirt again, Deanna.

GEORDI: Last time I get Klingon take out.

WORF: Go ahead, make with the funny captions. PetaQs!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Worf: Captain, this security officer is very horny. Would you like to give him a chance to procreate before you might need to send him on a dangerous mission?

Picard: No, that's all right, Mister Worf. I'll be searching for my own partner while on vacation, thank you.

 

[Supernuke]

The new Karaoke machine didn't work as well as anyone would have hoped.

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: Sorry to report sir that we're out of Earl Gray again

Picard: Damn it how many times have I told that quartermaster to resupply extra when we are at a starbase!

Engineer:<imitating Dean Martin> Everybody loves somebody sometime.

Riker <thinking> Just one more ladder, Just one more!
Troi off camera: Will stop looking up my skirt!

<long echoing fart>
Jordy: <thinking> Man I shouldn't have had that extra chili last night.

Worf: I have the con. Make it so!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "Just double-checking that you're headed for Risa, sir. Because if you wore that shirt to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, you'd get your ass kicked."

Barclay (voiceover): "And in the dream, Geordi is always down on his hands and knees, and I'm always gripping a big, long, supercharged cable."
Troi (voiceover): "Oh, Reg. We've got a lot of work ahead of us!"

 

[Bob Karo]

Reg: Geordi! I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Here's a png of Machine Gun Picard for any who want to use him:

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: I'm sorry, Sir. Your brother has filed assault charges against you.

 

[Mr Silver]

Barclay: "Screw the neck tapping, electroplasma is the good shit!"

Worf: "Sir, I'm afraid you are under arrest for crimes against fashion"

Worf: "Melooooota!!"
Ensigns Blue and Gold: (thinking) "Oh not again!"

 

[Mojochi]

Picard: Unfashionable? You're one to talk. You have a tank tread wrapped around you

While studying humor, Data shut off life support, in a completely misguided understanding of the term "Gag"

Geordi: Static electricity? There's got to be a better way to make your hair look fuller Reg

Riker: I don't care what anyone thinks. I'm going to need to lean on some stuff after this

Worf: What do you mean "make it sew"? I refuse to sew

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: I feel strangely naked without a machine gun.

Worf: Sorry Sir, the bereaved relatives weren't buying the "They were assimilated by the Borg! It was a mercy killing!" excuse anymore.

Geordi: Dear God...

Yellowshirt: Make it stop!

Troi [OS]: Damn, they found the video I made as a desperate student involving another girl and a cup on spaceredtube...

Geordi: Trust me Reg, electro-suicide is better in the long run than being a reccuring guest star on Voyager.

Jonathan Frakes felt so warmly welcomed by the Enterprise cast as he hogged their last episode he wound up having to sneak off the set by the back way at the end of filming.

Worf: Christ thie beuty pagent sash is heavy. Whatever possessed me to wear it?

 

[huskers57]

Worf: No uniform, no orders.

Barclay: CFL bulbs suck.

Riker: (thinking) I never noticed that all these deck plates say 'HI' before.

Geordi: It's the big one Elizabeth! I'm comin to join you honey!

Worf: (thinking) I hope no one hears my stomach growling...

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

Worf: If you were any other man, I would....

 

[Ghostface1701]

I haven't been reading the entire threads, but I've just recognised the origin of the thread titles as I'm currently watching season 2 of Community! More people need to see that show!

Do I get a special award for getting it right?

 

[Holdfast]

Sorry for the late sticky of the thread; I've been away on holiday recently.

Hope my tardiness hasn't slowed up the flow of entries too much.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sorry for the late sticky of the thread; I've been away on holiday recently.

Hope my tardiness hasn't slowed up the flow of entries too much.

Was it a jolly holiday with penguin waiters?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Waiting for Holdfast