TNG Caption This #230: Fake Outrage?!

[Mr Silver]

Riker: I guess no one notices the irony of me sitting motionless with shades of gray in my hair whilst someone does something to my head...

Data: Sir what exactly is a "Donkey Show" and if the Equus lifeform is present, what role are we awaiting Counsellor Troi to play?

 

[Gary7]

And the crew looked on, as Geordi tried yet again to hit on Ensign Lefler.

 

[Isis]

Riker wished he'd listened to his grandmother when she said, "Don't do that with your neck. You might freeze that way."

 

[Alrik]

*Upon finding out that the Captain and Data were the 'leads' in Reg's latest holoprogram*

Riker: "Actually sir, you do make a pretty convincing Daddy Warbucks."

Worf: "Agreed. However, I would not have pictured Commander Data as Lil Orphan Annie."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Machine Gun Picard Tours the Caption Contests

PICARD: Die yellow target scum!!!!

His next stop

 

[Gepard]

Riker: "And this will make me look young enough to do the Enterprise finale, right?"

Tomalok: "Um...sure."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Come on, Numbah One. Give it a go."

Riker: "Meh, TRON has better graphics."

 

[Isis]

In 2011, the National Enquirer tried to compete with online media by reviving its "Enquiring minds want to know" campaign, but the public just wouldn't buy it.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest to come later on today! Stay tuned!

 

[LeadHead]

New contest up!

Right this way, please...

 

[Mistral]

Announcer: Point to Yellow. Final score, Picard 1000, Riker 0.

Riker: Crap-I'd rather play Black Ops. At least I'd have a chance of scoring."

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "This won't have any harmful side effects, will it?"

Technician(OS) : "No. Well, yeah, no, like, it won't turn your hair gray, for instance."

Riker: "What?"