TNG Caption This #200: 200th Contest Extravaganza!

[Nerys Myk]

GIRL: Mommy, why does....

WOMAN: Just ignore it, dear.

PICARD: So, who's up for a threesome?

....anyone?

...I'll come back later.

Riker soon came to regret modelling his ventriloquist's dummy after Picard.

LWAXANA ( under her breath): Daughter or not, I will 'effing cut you if I catch you looking a Jean-Luc again. Are we clear, bitch?

 

[Shon T'Hara]

Girl: Momma, that man has sexy legs.

Woman: I don't want to hear you say that again until you're 25.

Alrik:

Dr. Crusher: Ah, so you're the woman who gave Jean-Luc space herpes?

Vash: And you must be the ball-breaking bitch who turned her son into an annoying dweeb without any social skills.

Dr. Crusher: Jean-Luc! What have you been telling this harpy?

Vash: Actually, I heard that from Riker. And Worf. And Geordi. And Troi. And Wesley.
Subcomander R.:

Dathon: Kirk and Lincoln on Excalbia. Kirk and Kang on Beta XII-A.

Picard: Look, I'm just going to ignore you until you at least attempt to speak French.

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Yes, yes. Temba, his arms wide, I understand. But why are you trying to give me a wallet full up ones?"

Dathon: "Dathon and Picard, at a strip club."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATHON: The writers in the writer's room stoned out of their minds.

 

[Rat Boy]

Red Skirt Roger: "Oh, so because I wear a skirt suddenly I'm nonessential personnel. Jerks."

Vash: "Really? He couldn't get it up for you, either?"

Picard (thinking): I want to die now.

Picard: "Is it gone yet?"

Riker: "No sir, the Bieber video is still playing."

Lwaxana: "If you lay a hand on Jean-Luc, Little One, you'll end up down the river like your sister."

Dathon: "Temba, his arms wide!"

Picard: "Speak English, dammit!"

Dathon: "I am speaking English, you...crap."

Data: "I stabbed you and you baked me a cake? Is that not considered an odd gesture?"

Troi (thinking): Wait until you taste it, jackass.

Kurn (to you): "If you put caption about my brother using the console as a urinal, I will kill you for such dishonor."

 

[Bob Karo]

Jean Luc Picard, the man who gave a deep belly laugh while being stabbed through the heart, could only manage a half assed smile on facing this horror.

or

Picard always had the same fantasy whenever he saw two women he used to sleep with together:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI38hJ1m-5Y

 

[LeadHead]

Crusher: Ah, that explains why he called me "Vash" toward the end.

 

[Rat Boy]

Never fails: when you bring your older sibling along for a ride with you, they always complain about your driving.

 

[LeadHead]

Vash: And so then, all my clothes fell off, I scurried to cover myself, but he'd seen everything...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "Listen, honey, do yourself a favor. Have a little chat with Nella Daren before you get in too deep."

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Dathon: ''Pine and Quinto, together. In the eleventh one, alternate.''
Picard: ''I don't understand, but it can't be good...''

 

[Rat Boy]

Dathon: "Temba, his arms wide."

*monster noise*

Picard: "Picard, his pants brown."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "No, actually I don't know why he will only have sex in the holodeck. It is odd, though, isn't it?"

Lwaxana (whispering): "But he is so rich, and his family is so well-connected! Can't you just close your eyes and think of Betazed or something?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Lwaxana: Dibs on Mr. Woof.
Troi: It's Worf, mother.
Lwaxana: Oooh, but when I see him I go "Woof!".

Skant Man: This way to the silly wardrobe room.

Worf: We must engage in evasive procedures, now!
Kurn: No! They will swerve first. I am sure of it.
Worf: They will not.
Kurn: They will! I have never been bested in a game of chicken.
Worf: "They" are an asteroid.
Kurn: (squints)
...damnable blood wine.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KURN: Dude, all the chicks are leaving. I thought you said you knew how to DJ!

WORF: Bah, your record collection is with out honor!

 

[Skywalker]

Tony Todd: "Hey, Mike, fifty bucks says I have more of a career after this than you."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Vash: "Listen, red, Jean-Luc is mine now."

Beverly: "Is that so..."

Picard: Inner monologue, "Yes, fight to the death ... fight to the death..."

Redshirt Lt.: "Oops -- I dropped my PADD, hold on..."

Lady: "Honey -- don't look it!!!"

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Dathon: Dathon, with Xbox Controller.

Picard: Picard, with Playstation 3.

Dathon: Gaga, when the pants fell.

Dathon: Seven of Nine, when the ratings fell.

 

[Finn]

K

Kurn: No, I'm not Worf. I'm his brother. No biggie. Many people mistake me for him, like those people who came to my speech about being bullied, at the church last week.

 

[Isis]

Worf: "You know, Kurn, I think I've finally learned my lesson. When you order clothing online, it never fits."