TNG Caption This #198: A Second Look

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    Data: "Rogaine, sir."
    Picard: "Ah, of course! Good thinking, Mr. Data."
    Data: "Shall I place an order with Starfleet?"
    Picard: "Yes, right away."
    Data: "For what quantity, sir?"
    Picard: "A dozen bottles. No wait, better make it a barrel."
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    Re: TNG Caption This #198: A Second Cup...not

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    Narrator: "And now, the cycle complete, the male wildebeest returns to propagate the herd."

    *animal noises*

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    Data - Captian I do not understand.
    Picard - What don't you understand.
    Data - He came to fix the printer, why are they having sex?
    Crusher - It was a rouse to get him to the office.
    Data - But why would anyone call an engineer when all that appears to be wrong with the printer is a simple paper jam...
    Geordie - Data it's a porno, your not ment to watch the story line just the sex
    Data - Perhaps he will be needed when they are finished....having intercourse on the paper tray and not be good for the unit.
    Geordie (exasperated) - You don't understand sex or porno's yet you've been laid more times than me....

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    Worf - I want to squeeze your boobies!!
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    Worf (grabs Yar's breast) - HONK!!!

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    To Be Continued...
     
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    (btw alte, what do you use to generate your caption balloons?)
     
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    Caption Balloons:

    Somewhat of an involved process. Probably too involved. In my photoshop program it has Add Text. After it's decided where I want them on the photo and what size the words should be, I then open it in paint. I then use the tools to make the various bubbles.
    Then, I go back into my photoshop and re-add the text. Yeah, I know...I'm insane. But I've done it so many times, I can do it in my sleep. Plus I enjoy it. (goes with that whole "insane" thing I got going)

    Anyways, that's the gist of it...done by hand...every bubble:)

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