TNG Caption This #198: A Second Look

^ Terrific!

 

Data: "Rogaine, sir."
Picard: "Ah, of course! Good thinking, Mr. Data."
Data: "Shall I place an order with Starfleet?"
Picard: "Yes, right away."
Data: "For what quantity, sir?"
Picard: "A dozen bottles. No wait, better make it a barrel."
Data: "I'll advise Geordi to make sufficient room in the cargo bay."

 

And I just put that picture back as my msn avatar yesterday, too

 

Pressman: Admiral Pressman sees what you did there.

Worf: Congratulations. Admiral Pressman is going to the slammer.

 

Pressman: I'm not going to kill Data, Will.... you are.

 

Re: TNG Caption This #198: A Second Cup...not

 

Re: TNG Caption This #198: A Second Cup...not



Narrator: "And now, the cycle complete, the male wildebeest returns to propagate the herd."

*animal noises*

Picard: "Can you forward me this link?"

 

Tasha: By order of the Captain, you are confined to security!

Bart Simpson: Eat my shorts!

Worf: Sadly, I think he's winning Tasha.

 

LH, per your request in the first post, my holiday AKAs are Christmas Clark and Ghost With The Most. Hopefully everyone will follow suit so that you can finish your list.




Tasha: "Damn it Worf! For the last time...my eyes are up here."

 

Picard: Mister Data, what was that book I read cover to cover right before I went to Risa called?

Data: The Kama-sutra Sir.

Picard: That's it! I'm so glad Vash is coming for a visit!

Muchos gracias!

 

Data - Captian I do not understand.
Picard - What don't you understand.
Data - He came to fix the printer, why are they having sex?
Crusher - It was a rouse to get him to the office.
Data - But why would anyone call an engineer when all that appears to be wrong with the printer is a simple paper jam...
Geordie - Data it's a porno, your not ment to watch the story line just the sex
Data - Perhaps he will be needed when they are finished....having intercourse on the paper tray and not be good for the unit.
Geordie (exasperated) - You don't understand sex or porno's yet you've been laid more times than me....



Worf - I want to squeeze your boobies!!
Yar - What?!?!
Worf (grabs Yar's breast) - HONK!!!



Data - Quick sir, it is going to catch you.
Riker - I am scared..





Worf - I must protest sir, I am not in the mood.
Riker - Well you better get into the mood...you promised the Admiral and me you'd be a part of our 3 way.
Worf - Bur sir....
Pressman - Get horny! And thats an order!!



Picard - Your Fired!!!

 

Like it. The old games are still the best.

 

Data: Captain, I would like a promotion.

Picard: I'll get right on that Data!

Data leaves

Picard: Sucker.

 

To Be Continued...

 

Worf: "Then what are those things down between your le-... OH MY GOD..."

 

Thanks for the win!!



Picard: Data, you aren't doing enough for your country.
Data: Sir?
Picard: I want you... for the U.S. Army!
Data: Captain, I would strongly encourage you to start taking your pills again...

 

^ Never thought I'd see Tim Curry get caught up in all this again.


(btw alte, what do you use to generate your caption balloons?)

 

Caption Balloons:

Somewhat of an involved process. Probably too involved. In my photoshop program it has Add Text. After it's decided where I want them on the photo and what size the words should be, I then open it in paint. I then use the tools to make the various bubbles.
Then, I go back into my photoshop and re-add the text. Yeah, I know...I'm insane. But I've done it so many times, I can do it in my sleep. Plus I enjoy it. (goes with that whole "insane" thing I got going)

Anyways, that's the gist of it...done by hand...every bubble

Alte