Data - Captian I do not understand.
Picard - What don't you understand.
Data - He came to fix the printer, why are they having sex?
Crusher - It was a rouse to get him to the office.
Data - But why would anyone call an engineer when all that appears to be wrong with the printer is a simple paper jam...
Geordie - Data it's a porno, your not ment to watch the story line just the sex
Data - Perhaps he will be needed when they are finished....having intercourse on the paper tray and not be good for the unit.
Geordie (exasperated) - You don't understand sex or porno's yet you've been laid more times than me....
Worf - I want to squeeze your boobies!!
Yar - What?!?!
Worf (grabs Yar's breast) - HONK!!!
Data - Quick sir, it is going to catch you.
Riker - I am scared..
Worf - I must protest sir, I am not in the mood.
Riker - Well you better get into the mood...you promised the Admiral and me you'd be a part of our 3 way.
Worf - Bur sir....
Pressman - Get horny! And thats an order!!
Picard - Your Fired!!!