TNG Caption This #198: A Second Look

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday Everyone! I'm eager to see what you do with the next round of pictures, but also to crown a few winners.

Before we get to that, I'm in the process of tallying up the number of points our competitors have and I neglected to take note of all of your Halloween and Holiday names, so if you remember, please just pop that information into a post here for me.

Time for some winners!

First the "Hopeless Romantic" Award goes to:

Picard: "Your assessment of the situation, Number One?"
Riker: "I love you. I always have, and I always will."
Picard: "The tactical situation!"

Next, the "Data doesn't understand Sarcasm" Award goes to:

Data: "And hold the curry on Geordi's order. It gave him uncontrollable flatulence."

Geordi: "Why don't you broadcast that all over the ship, Data?"

Data: "Attention all hands, I have an announcement to make..."

Next, the "Help from the bullpen" Award goes to:

Worf: There you are Doctor, I have unlocked the fire-sword for you. Feel free to continue playing The Legend of Zelda 9000

Next, the "Design Flaw" Award goes to:

Troi: 42 decks and not a single bathroom! I've been wandering around this ship for hours!!

Next the "Super Cheap Alien of the Week" Award goes to:

Picard: "Alert security. I've cornered the infamous Shadow!"

And the Photoshop award was once again a toughie to choose so it's a dual award once again:

Worf: See! For some of us, there is life after TNG!

And

And at long last, we have a new round of pictures for you all to have some fun with!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Patrick: We can see you!

Gates: Yeah, and you really should clean up the place.

Worf: Man she's hot when she's angry.

Riker: An Asteroid belt. Can't we go anywhere nice?

Data: Not when you're in command. Picard takes us to the nice places.

Pressman: I've got a lot of friends at Starfleet Command Captain, and that shirt looks really good on you.

Picard: Another winner! Great work Data! Who do you think will win the 5th race?

 

[The Mole]

And the Photoshop award was once again a toughie to choose so it's a dual award once again:

Worf: See! For some of us, there is life after TNG!

Whoo Hoo, I won on my first try Thanks.

Crusher: What are you guys looking at?
Data: Ship surveillance feed.
Crusher: (looks at monitor and see's Troi in the shower) You guys are sick...

Yar: (farts) Thank God for that. I've been holding that one in for the entire meeting.
Worf: Smells like gagh.

Admiral: (thinking) What is that film crew doing in the Bridge and why is everyone else ignoring it?

Picard: Thats a great idea Data. I'll get myself a toupé. Then no one will make fun of my baldness behind my back.

 

[BlobVanDam]

Beverly - Wesley, we found those smutty holodeck program chips under your bed. We believe in privacy, but when it includes all of us, we have to draw the line.

Worf (to self) - Dude, I would hit that so hard that she'd be lucky to survive........why did I just get a shiver?

Data - This is a most engrossing simulation, sir. What did you say it was called?
Riker - Asteroids.

Picard - Go on Data, just pull it and see what happens. It's a human custom.

 

[The Mole]

Data: Commander, I am pretty sure it is against Starfleet regulations to watch old style TV shows on the main veiwer.

Riker: But it's Battlestar Galactica, and this is just like being at the Cinema. Now all I need is some popcorn and a barrel of soda.

Picard: Damn it! Anyone know where we put the Restore Discs?
Data: I am sorry Captain, but like millions of other users, we skipped that part of the set-up thinking we would be fine
Picard: Shit!!

Gates: I swear Captian, this new OS is better than the old one. This is just a small set back, nothing a few hundred updates won't cure
Picard: Worf, now you have my permission.
Worf: Thank you Captain. (Glares at Bill with a menacing smile)

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Picard: ''Here you go, mister Data... I've heard that this was one of the most popular ways of entertainment at the dawn of the 21st century - a perfect gift for Number One's birthday.''

Riker: ''What the... Red alert! Power up phasers, load torpedo tubes, captain Picard to the bridge!''
Data: ''Calm down, sir. It is unlikely that the Romulans were responsible for this...''

 

[Finn]

Picard: What's this?
Geordi: Sigh...Barclay has been playing old Earth movies on the holodeck again
Data: According to the holorecords, he has playing movies like Independence Day, X-Men and Roots.
Picard: What's he playing now?
Geordi: a Muppet movie
Beverly: Why is that familiar?

Data: That's no moon!

Riker: We are having our weekly poker game tonight. Would you be able to attend?
Pressman: Nah, I have more pressing matters

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Messrs Riker and Worf and Counselor Troi, it is not acceptable to have an orgy on the bridge..."

<brief pause>

"...unless you invite the whole crew."

Yar (to self): "If one more person notices that the bulge in my crotch area is <cough> rather large, I'm going to explode."

Riker: "To tell you the truth, I would have preferred it if we had stuck with the Jiffy Pop."

Worf's new way of walking was not well received.

 

[bullethead]

Wesley: Damn, I'm in a tight spot

Worf: Do you have overact every time something happens? It got old after Q showed up.

Oh, and by the way, nice tits.

Riker: The Millennium Falcon is out there. I know it.

Riker: There she is!

Pressman: Haters gonna hate.

Picard: That's a bingo!

First Officer's Log: We've discovered an archive of data from a 21st Century Earth organization known as "4chan". Our investigations have led to some interesting discoveries.
Riker: Data, what am I looking at here?
Data: It is an image with a brief amount of text known as a macro.

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Nerys Myk]

BEVERLY: Its not a senior staff meeting, Wesley. Its an intervention.

PICARD: Seriously, I mean why would you be in a senior staff meeting...

BEVERLY: Not helping , Jean-Luc!

WORF (Thinking) I could so do her job.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Spiner: "New cast member, eh?"
McFadden: "So you're the infamous Ted McGinley!"
Stewart: "Ted McGinley? The 'patron saint of jumping the shark'?"
Burton: "Welcome aboard...asshole!"

Yar: "Worf, you've got about two seconds to convince me that's some kind of Klingon 'Grope of Respect' before I rip your arm off!"

Pressman: "Say, Commander, who's that sweet little creampuff sitting at the console?"
Riker: "Oh, that's Ensign McKnight."
Pressman: "No, the other one."
Riker: "...Wesley Crusher?"

Picard: "Yes! Yes! That's what I thought it was for, too! But, my God, you should have seen what Vash did with it!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "It's...Captain Kirk and Ambassador Spock in a bathtub."

Data: "I was thinking of hanging it in my room."

Geordi: "I hope you don't mind if I don't visit for a while, Data."

Yar: "You, take over my job? You're crazy; you couldn't lead a marching band!"

Worf: "May you get killed by an oil slick!"

Data: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."

Riker: "Never tell me the odds!"

Pressman: "Oh, don't worry, Captain. I'm just going out for a little...smoke."

*cackles menacingly*

Data: "Perhaps more LOST and Star Wars captions will net us a win?"

Picard: "That's the ticket!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

STEWART: I know you! You were on Night Court!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Riker, OS: It's called a beard.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Mr. Sheen? We're from CBS. We need to talk."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Thanks for the win!!!!!!!!

Picard: Man, the past looked really corny. These records look like a crap sci-fi show from the sixties

Worf: Yeah, Commander, I've been talking with Armus and he totally cool with knocking off Tas...... Oh you're not Riker, nevermind

Riker: Damn, there's only one thing that could've done this

*camera zooms into Riker's face, Riker looks into the camera*

The DOOMSDAY MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Data: oh dear, not a crappy TOS rehash AGAIN

Picard: Hmm. My finger points!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: You're dismissed, Ensign. Deanna take the conn.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Pressman: Riverdance. That's an order!

 

[Gary7]

Wesley: (thinking) I get the feeling I'm being watched...

Wesley had full access to his pornographic collection through the helm display console. Unfortunately for him, the rest of the bridge crew was now obviously aware of it.

Tasha Yar: "Dammit, I'm not going to explain again that Worf and I are not redundant!"

Riker: "Data, what's all this debris stuck on the forward viewscreen camera?"
Data: "It appears to be Pacled refuse. It is biological in nature."
Riker: "Wesley, you were pestering me about doing an EVA. Now's your chance--suit up, son."

Admiral Pressman being a long time fan of Monty Python, gave orders for everyone to do a "silly walk" whenever he visited the Enterprise.

Data: "I'm sorry, sir. But your Jimmy Durante imitation leaves much to be desired."