TNG Caption This #188: A lot to be Thankful for

[Gil T.Azell]

KURN: "So,this is what you do to smart ass ensigns?"

LAFORGE:" Not normally, but this was a special case, right doctor?"

Crusher:"He never did listen to me"

RIKER: (thinking)"Wow I think shes switching teams"

LAFORGE: "Hey this looks and tasteslike a Denny's Grand slam!".

WORF: "Ugg I just lost my appetite "

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "I would gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today..."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Looking at his friends sitting around the table, it occured to Picard that bad 80s hairstyles was the one thing that made him appreciate being bald.

Cook (OS): Apologies Captain. I was going to prepare chicken for tonight's meal but the chicken mysteriously disappeared......

(spies Tasha's head)....

Oh. I see. Never mind.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: So, when do the other GoGos arrive?

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Yes Captain?

Picard: Increase the ventilation in this room, Riker just ate 3 burritos.

 

[Isis]

Kurn: "Think your captain will ever finish carving that roast? It's no longer Thanksgiving, and I'm due back at work on Monday."

Tasha: "What a time to have a 'bad hair day.' I hope this stuff is as rapid acting as it is potent."

Worf: "I can deal with sitting at the children's table, but did they have to give us macaroni and cheese?"

Data: "Your tea leaves say you'll be visiting many interesting places."

Riker: "I realize you're annoyed, but do you have to eat the centerpiece?"

 

[Gary7]

(thanks for the selection, LeadHead )

Data: "Captain, is it supposed to smell like that?"

Kurn: "In our culture, we give thanks by making a sacrifice. I took the liberty of selecting one of your ensigns and cooking him myself. Plenty of fine marbled meat to be had. I hope you enjoy it."

Picard is suddenly unable to move.

Worf: "I thought this meat smelled awfully familiar."

Geordi promptly added the spicy stench of bile to the affair.

Data (OS): "Tasha--wait! That is my synthetic lubricant you are about to consume."

Riker was not so luckily forewarned. Moments later, his evening was ruined as he mistakenly took a deep swig of Worf's spittoon.

Picard: (whispering) "Data, I think Beverly is ready for your one handed instant bra removal trick."

Riker: "You do realize you're about to eat a spoonful of sterno, right?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard Thinking to himself after Data spoke, "'Stinknuts'?"

Riker's dinner time stinknuts were SO BAD...


This outta earn me some MOD Points

Trpi: "RJDiogenes is better than sex. At least, sex with every other man in the universe, imzadi"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Worf; Interesting, your species does taste like chicken.
LaForge; Bleeeauurrghhhh

 

[Mistral]

Picard (whispering): "...and there's an extra five in it if you can make her disappear before dessert is served. I have a date with Ensign Jones in Security later and I'd rather not have an loose ends around."

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "I have never cared for die-hard Star Wars fans-even fried."

LaForge: "Gah!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

LaForge: "So why do you call it 'gagh'?"
Worf: "Because that is the sound Earthers make when we tell them what it is...especially if we let them swallow a mouthful first. By the way, it's live serpent worms."
LaForge: Gagh!!"

 

[LeadHead]

And that's the end of this one, say hello to the next contest!

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