Bandito Data: "Comm Badges? We do not need no stiking Comm badges!"
TNG Caption This #176: Wild Wild West....Episode
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Bandito Data: "Comm Badges? We do not need no stiking Comm badges!"
Hot.... Cross... Buns... Hot... Cross... Buns...
Beverly: I'm sorry, Riker, my scanner is malfunctioning. We'll have to do this the old-fashioned way. Drop your pants, turn your head, and cough.
Troi: It's no use trying to escape, my men have got you surrounded. You are going to sit here, listen to me state all the incredibly obvious things I am sensing for the next fourteen hours and like it!
Data: Let's just say I left this plant something very special to remember me by.
Data: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you ate my Neco Wafers, prepare to die!
Picard: "If one more person tells me how comfortable I look with this instrument, I'm going to throw it at them."
Everyone go home, it's all over.
"My hat is a TrekBBS meme!"
Data: Ah-CHOO!
Wesley: Sorry Data, you still haven't got it right
Picard: Shut up wes...
Wesley shoots picard with a phaser
Wesley: This starship ain't big enough for the both of us
Troi: "Git yer hands up, pardner! Or I'll bust a cap in your ass!"
Data (OS): "Counselor, I believe you are mixing historical periods again."
Well, thank you!
Picard: Ha, I told everyone that self-sealing stem bolts could be used as an instrument, but did they believe me?
Crusher: That's not the sickbay duty roster, that's por-
Riker: GIVE THAT BACK!
Troi: THAT's supposed to be a weapon? Yeah sure, and my quarters are a dungeon.
Data: This is intriguing. From the side it looks like some sort of vegetable, from the top it looks like Doctor Crusher.
I have to aim this myself? How antiquated.
Thanks. 2 in a row. I'm on a roll
Irish Pennywhistle, English classical literature, & a fascination with fictional American 20th century detectives. Some Frenchman I'm turning out to be. Maman would be so proud
See, right here. Definitely a woman's shirt, Will
Troi's final attempt at passing the commanders exam went a little hard on the holographic Geordi
Hang in there. It's only a matter of time before they realize you're the perfect sidekick for me
PICARD(thinking): Phallic symbolism...phallic symbolism...phallic symbolism....
RIKER: And what's this word?
BEVERLY: Ba...ba...ball!
HOLOTROI: Now...mister Barlcay...take off your pants!
BARCLAY: Ye-- ye-- yes ma'am!
HOLODATA: Now...mister Barclay...take off your pants!
BARCLAY: YES, SIR!!
Dusty Bottoms (os): " ¿Mi amigo, recuerda usted el tiempo, nosotros violamos los caballos, y cabalgó, lejos sobre, las mujeres"
Bandito: "¡LAS MUJERES!"
Troi's inner voice: " If there's no one else here ... then who are you talking too?"
Troi: You talking to me? Are you talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me!
Troi (out loud): "Quit it, I am not alone here."
Troi's inner voice: "Riker and Worf left you years ago."
Troi (out loud): "Just be quiet."
Troi's inner voice: "Remember the time you ran into that planet?"
Deanna Troi hysterically empty's her gun into the holo-emitter.
Crusher: The scanner says exactly three hundred millimeters, impressive.
Riker: "Beverly, you can let go of my penis now."
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