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TNG Caption This #176: Wild Wild West....Episode

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Bandito Data: "Comm Badges? We do not need no stiking Comm badges!"
 
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When his hidden camera showed Data, of all beings, falling for the 24th Century variation on the squirting lapel flower, Wesley roared.
 
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Picard: "If one more person tells me how comfortable I look with this instrument, I'm going to throw it at them."
 

Hot.... Cross... Buns... Hot... Cross... Buns...


Beverly: I'm sorry, Riker, my scanner is malfunctioning. We'll have to do this the old-fashioned way. Drop your pants, turn your head, and cough.


Troi: It's no use trying to escape, my men have got you surrounded. You are going to sit here, listen to me state all the incredibly obvious things I am sensing for the next fourteen hours and like it!


Data: Let's just say I left this plant something very special to remember me by.


Data: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you ate my Neco Wafers, prepare to die!
 
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Troi: "Git yer hands up, pardner! Or I'll bust a cap in your ass!"
Data (OS): "Counselor, I believe you are mixing historical periods again."
 
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Picard: Ha, I told everyone that self-sealing stem bolts could be used as an instrument, but did they believe me?

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Crusher: That's not the sickbay duty roster, that's por-

Riker: GIVE THAT BACK!

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Troi: THAT's supposed to be a weapon? Yeah sure, and my quarters are a dungeon.

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Data: This is intriguing. From the side it looks like some sort of vegetable, from the top it looks like Doctor Crusher.

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I have to aim this myself? How antiquated.
 
For bringing classic dance maneuvers into the 24th Century, our winner is:
Thanks. 2 in a row. I'm on a roll :)

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Irish Pennywhistle, English classical literature, & a fascination with fictional American 20th century detectives. Some Frenchman I'm turning out to be. Maman would be so proud

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See, right here. Definitely a woman's shirt, Will

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Troi's final attempt at passing the commanders exam went a little hard on the holographic Geordi

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Hang in there. It's only a matter of time before they realize you're the perfect sidekick for me
 
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TROI (to Worf): What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
 
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PICARD(thinking): Phallic symbolism...phallic symbolism...phallic symbolism....

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RIKER: And what's this word?
BEVERLY: Ba...ba...ball!

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HOLOTROI: Now...mister Barlcay...take off your pants!
BARCLAY: Ye-- ye-- yes ma'am!


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HOLODATA: Now...mister Barclay...take off your pants!

BARCLAY: YES, SIR!!
 
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Bandito: "¡LAS MUJERES!"
Dusty Bottoms (os): " ¿Mi amigo, recuerda usted el tiempo, nosotros violamos los caballos, y cabalgó, lejos sobre, las mujeres"

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Troi: You talking to me? Are you talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me!
Troi's inner voice: " If there's no one else here ... then who are you talking too?"

Troi (out loud):
"Quit it, I am not alone here."

Troi's inner voice:
"Riker and Worf left you years ago."

Troi (out loud):
"Just be quiet."

Troi's inner voice:
"Remember the time you ran into that planet?"

Deanna Troi hysterically empty's her gun into the holo-emitter.

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Crusher: The scanner says exactly three hundred millimeters, impressive.

Riker: "Beverly, you can let go of my penis now."

:):):):):)
 
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