TNG Caption This #167- A New Beginning...

[cooleddie74]

Q: But you said this wouldn't HURT!

BEVERLY: Oh, not for YOU. I meant me.

 

[cooleddie74]

Bloody Will...and his stupid gag binoculars.

 

[Kirby]

Picard: "Oops, I just sharted!"
Riker: "You WHAT sir?"
Picard: "Well, I though I had to fart, but then..."
Riker: "Allriiiiiiight... we'll just continue this meeting later."

Q: "Donkey Punch? I don't think that was a real medical procedure."

 

[cooleddie74]

Will did WHAT with WHOM in the WHATCHAMA-CALLIT now?!

And you didn't record any of it?!

Bloody bastard!!

Q: Is this an example of what you Earth people call "getting to second base"?

 

[cooleddie74]

Note to self...stop staring directly into class-1 supernovas.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Jean Luc may be dead, but he's still the life of the party!

WEEKEND AT JOHNNIE'S

 

[cooleddie74]

REPLIKATE'S ROOFIES


Really get the party started!!(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY: I'm not even going to ASK how an omnipotent energy being capable of traveling through both time and space at will managed to get a gerbil stuck up his bottom.

 

[Vassa]

Q: Alright! Good grief, I'll give Wesley's clothes back!

 

[cooleddie74]

Q: WHOA, Doctor!!!

Been in the showers at New Leavenworth Penal Colony lately?!

 

[cooleddie74]

Will and Deanna are in the holodeck right now...running a historical holoprogram about the very first warp-capable starship named Enterprise?

OH.

That's going to go over REAL bloody well.

 

[Canuck69]

These are all so good, I am going to have a hard time picking winners! Just a reminder that you have until midnight tonight (pacific time) to get entries in before I end this one and start the new one. It should be up by tomorrow. Thanks to all who participated!

 

[cooleddie74]

The reacharound felt 'round the Continuum...

 

[cooleddie74]

"I can't believe it's not styrofoam rocks!!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: We have been in this caption contest for so long that my face has permanently stuck like this!

 

[Tiberius]

Oops.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Riker (offscreen): Jean-Luc, the time has come for me to finally tell you why I constantly pass up promotions to stay on the Enterprise. Computer, Tchaikovsky's Romeo and Juliet Love Theme.
*sound of a zipper coming down*
Riker (offscreen): Don't deny your feelings!

 

[Captain Martin]

It's the 24th century! You'd think that Depends undergarments would be a little more.... DEPENDABLE!