TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"

Nero, singing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open FIRE EVERYTHING."

 

Nero: "I WANNA RAWK!"

 

pauses then:

Data "Baby, I am fully functional
and ready to be instructional"

 

Leah: "Geordi ... this is the best Christmas present EVER. Not only have you made my holographic representation jealous, but you've gotten me hot 'n' bothered. You are so getting some later tonight."

Ass-Rubbing Clones: The Ultimate In Holiday Gift Giving

 

Data: Beam me up before you go go...

 

Data sings one for the Yar that could have been:

"...Oh I believe in yesterday."

 

Data: "Yes, Geordi: if it will please you, I will perform Brown Sugar again ..."

 

Dam!!! there goes my Idea



Leah: "With a holo-gram of me? You sick two timing bastard!"

 

Geordi: "Leah -- that's not what you think it is on her cloths. IT's a coolent leak!"

Leah: "Ah huh, I'll bet."

 

LEAH: The LEAST you could have done is given her shaven legs!!

Those things look like a pair of Arizona cacti!!

What kind of fetishes DO you have, Commander?!?!?

 

DATA:And now, ladies and gentlemen...

My rendition of the late 20th century classic BABY'S GOT BACK.

 

Twang.

Data: "A-hem. I want. I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. I want my baby back rib. Chillie's baby back ribs. Oh, and with barbeque sauce."

 

Data: "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy ... DOW-DOW-DOW, DOON-DO-DOW!"

 

DATA: I have recently acquired the subroutine upgrade to perform the long version of LAYLA.

If you are ready and your cannabis is rolled and prepared to smoke, I will begin...

 

LEAH: Tell your captain...having a Secret Fetish Wax Museum aboard a Federation starship is a VERY lousy idea!!

 

Pam had major regrets about her transfer from Dunder-Mifflin.

 

GEORDI:WHY are you so offended, Doctor?

LEAH:Because you forgot to program this simulation with my tongue stud and Hello Kitty arm tattoo...THAT'S WHY!!!

 

Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary?

 

Geordi: "Yes. I also tightened up your neck wattle and your vagina. Unless you want to see what I do with both, get the fuck off my holodeck."

 

Leah: "When you told me to go fuck myself, I thought it was just a figure of speech."