TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
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Nero: "I WANNA RAWK!"
Data, head twitching: "Hmm. Nothing rhymes with 'fully functional' ..."
pauses then:
Data "Baby, I am fully functional
and ready to be instructional"
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Leah: "Geordi ... this is the best Christmas present EVER. Not only have you made my holographic representation jealous, but you've gotten me hot 'n' bothered. You are so getting some later tonight."
Ass-Rubbing Clones: The Ultimate In Holiday Gift Giving
Data: Beam me up before you go go...
No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!
Dam!!! there goes my Idea
Leah: "With a holo-gram of me? You sick two timing bastard!"
No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!
Dam!!! there goes my Idea
Leah: "With a holo-gram of me? You sick two timing bastard!"
Geordi: "Leah -- that's not what you think it is on her cloths. IT's a coolent leak!"
Leah: "Ah huh, I'll bet."
LEAH: The LEAST you could have done is given her shaven legs!!
Those things look like a pair of Arizona cacti!!
What kind of fetishes DO you have, Commander?!?!?
DATA:And now, ladies and gentlemen...
My rendition of the late 20th century classic BABY'S GOT BACK.
Twang.
Data: "A-hem. I want. I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. I want my baby back rib. Chillie's baby back ribs. Oh, and with barbeque sauce."
DATA: I have recently acquired the subroutine upgrade to perform the long version of LAYLA.
If you are ready and your cannabis is rolled and prepared to smoke, I will begin...
LEAH: Tell your captain...having a Secret Fetish Wax Museum aboard a Federation starship is a VERY lousy idea!!
GEORDI:WHY are you so offended, Doctor?
LEAH:Because you forgot to program this simulation with my tongue stud and Hello Kitty arm tattoo...THAT'S WHY!!!
Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary?
Geordi: "Yes. I also tightened up your neck wattle and your vagina. Unless you want to see what I do with both, get the fuck off my holodeck."
Leah: I can get around you making a hologram of me but, was making my tits and ass bigger realy necessary?
Leah: "When you told me to go fuck myself, I thought it was just a figure of speech."