LEAH:I'm already offended and angered beyond BELIEF...so I'm not going to make it even worse by asking why she has a tail.
TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
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LEAH:I'm already offended and angered beyond BELIEF...so I'm not going to make it even worse by asking why she has a tail.
DATA UNPLUGGED
(and slowly powering down)
Geordi, sit down. I want to sing a little song that, uh, kept me going when I had troubles.
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
But it wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster!
Rock lobster.
ROCK LOBSTER!
heheheheh. Yeah, you're gonna be okay.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyd2aNW-BR8
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And now, sir...
for your listening enjoyment...
My rendition on acoustic guitar of the pop classic from the end of the 20th century entitled "SMACK MY BITCH UP."
Brahms: Don't you know that you'll go blind if you keep recreating people on the holodeck? Oh, wait, nevermind.
Data: Someone left the cake out in the rain ... and the recipe is no longer in my databanks ...
LEAH:Since WHEN do I wear green Christmas felt?! I stopped that nasty habit when I sobered up after college!!
(Shouting) I have got blisters on me artificial epidermis!!!!
Data: "Sonny Clemens told me, 'You might not make much money in music, son, but you'll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.' Really, though, Spot seems quite sufficient..."
And now, in tribute to my good friend from the late 20th century L.Q. "Sonny" Clemmonds, I will perform his most famous hit...
'Beat My Truck and Drove My Wife to Kill the Dog.'
Enjoy.
And now a personal interpretation of a composition belonging to a famous musician from late 20th century.
Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me.
Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me, you who I paradoxically view as a friendly acquaintance.
Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me.
Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me repeatedly.
DATA: Number 9.2222245101...
Number 9.2222245101...
Number 9.2222245101...
Number 9.2222245101...
Number 9.2222245101...
My positrons are standing still.
LEAH:If you EVER want to marry and have kids with me, you'd BETTER start by giving my holoreplica bigger tits!!
99 positronic emotion chips on the wall...
99 emotion chips...
Take one down...
Install it in my prefrontal cortex...
98 positronic emotion chips on the wall!!
LEAH: So THIS is what you do with your spare time?
No wonder you're blind.
All that spanking would rid an entire CIVILIZATION of its eyesight.
Brahms: "No, I wouldn't be happier if you'd given me 'pokies'!"
This is a month old are the winners going to be annouced, or can we close this??