TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'
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TROI:"No, you're supposed to right click THREE TIMES and then hit the Escape key...that will bring your file folders back up!"
PICARD:"Damn Windows 2369."
Mirror, mirror in the room...
Who's fanny-face makes you go BOOM?
Helena: Vorf, you have your father's eyes.
Sergei: And I vant them back!
Picard: "You...You sold off my Ressikan flute on eBay?"
Troi: "I had to Captain... I... I owed Data a ton of credits for some nose candy he fronted me."
Picard: "You bitch!!! Well, I hope you're ready for the punishment you are about to receive. You can start by 'polishing the Captain's dinghy'."
Troi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
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WORF:"MOTHER!!
FATHER!!
Stop sneaking up behind me when I'm popping gor'ches!"
PICARD:"This Trek BBS is a complete and utter disaster.
How do any of these people ever get LAID?"
Troi: "What are you reading Captain?"
Picard: "Oh, just an old Earth history document concerning the "internet", which was a precursor to our GalaxyNet. It seems there used to be an obscure BBS call "TrekBBS", and there was a member of the BBS named "cooleddie".
Troi: "And? Did cooleddie go on to fame and fortune? Cure cancer? Invent the transtator? Help form the Federation?"
Picard: "No... nothing as grandiose as that, I'm afraid Counselor. He was murdered by the other members of the BBS after he made a joke disparaging their sex lives."
Troi: "They killed him because of a joke?"
Picard: "No, they killed him because it was the truth."
Troi: (Shudder) So much pain... so much pain and violence."
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Picard: Why doesn't Ross just tell Rachel how he feels?
Troi: Mm-hmm.
PICARD:"Why didn't you ever TELL Will or any of the rest of us that you had to make these films back in college in order to graduate?"
Picard: "So your report indicates that Lt. Barclay suffers from ADHD, has trust issues and has difficulties functioning in a group of more than four. I might also add, Deanna, that I have alway thought of the man as kind of a loner."
Troi: "Well thank you for that astute observation, Captian Obvious."
Troi: "Well I think you would look quite handsom in a 'Save the Wales' T-shirt. I say bid on it."
or:
Troi: "Well I think you would look quite handsom in a 'Save the Wales' T-shirt. I say bid on it."
Picard: Yes, yes, perhaps so, but don't you think that would be a little too Kirk/Spock? I want my own cause."
Troi: "You do have a point. How about 'No Nukes'."
Computer: Incoming transmission from Starfleet Command on a secure channel.
Picard: Decode message authorization (ahem) Troi bukkake sixty-nine.
Troi: <slaps the back of his head>