TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'

[jep]

Picard: "It seems I had a relative who died in Nigeria... and his Ferengi estate executor says if I "easy send the detells of my crediting accounts" to him, I will receive "$226 millions of dollars" from the estate."

Troi: "Hmmm... that Ferengi has the spelling skills of a Packled."



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[Triskelion]

See Vorf? I told you they vould fit.
A warrior does NOT wear tiney whiteys!
Nikolai liked his. Kurn liked his. Vhy don't you try them out and you can be like the three Muskateers. They vere varriors too!

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I've started a thread asking why the stupid, stupid studio doesn't start a new Enterprise series."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Picard: "Is that Data's cat Spot playing the keyboard?"

<*Troi slaps him on the back of the head*>

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I swear I didn't see your 'Friends Request'."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

 

[LitmusDragon]

Picard: Apparently I can save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico ...
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head>

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Wait...wait a moment, Counselor.

Don't leave yet!

You HAVE to see this...

it's a clip called Two Admirals, One Cup!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SERGEY:"So, Worf...did de unabrow ever grow back in?"

HELENA:"That VAS a mighty horrid fart-lighting accident, you know!"

 

[The Badger]

Troi: Captain, it is wise to familiarise yourself with the technical specifications, but don't you think you are overdoing it? You've been staring at the readouts for over an hour.

Picard: I guess you don't need to be an empath to tell that I'm nervous. (wryly) It's odd. I can face down a Romulan Warbird, a Cardassian battle cruiser, even a Borg cube, but this....this has me worried.

Troi: If you'd prefer someone else handled it...

Picard: No. I agreed to help you in this matter counsellor, you have my word. Still...(reading from screen) duralinium construction, tri-titanium coating, neutronium reinforcement, not too mention the size and and shape....tell me counsellor, why did you order this particular model?

Troi: It's like my mother always told me. Never settle for second best when buying pegging equipment.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Picard: "Is that Data's cat Spot playing the keyboard?"
Troi: "Captain, that is what is known as a meme."
Picard: "A meme?"
Troi: "Very simply put, it is an image passed around via the internet."
Picard: "I see." < Looks thoughtfully at the picture >
Picard: "So is that Data's cat Spot?"
<*Troi whacks him on the back of the head*>

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "For the last seven hours, I've been on YouTube watching young people light their farts."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"So...Commander Data was right after all.


Early 21st century YouTube WAS nothing but young adults and teenagers being whacked in the genitals with objects."

 

[cooleddie74]

SERGEY:"Still playing makeup and dressup after ALL dees years are ve?"

HELENA:"Tell me, Worf...did you ever learn how to valk in high heels?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

PICARD:"So...Commander Data was right after all.


Early 21st century YouTube WAS nothing but young adults and teenagers being whacked in the genitals with objects."

Troi: "You forgot the young Asian girls farting in boys' faces. The sociologists are having a field day with that one!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"So...Commander Data was right after all.


Early 21st century YouTube WAS nothing but young adults and teenagers being whacked in the genitals with objects."

Troi: "You forgot the young Asian girls farting in boys' faces. The sociologists are having a field day with that one!"

PICARD:"And this two girls/one cup thing...I'm not even GOING To hazard a speculative guess at what that meant."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[cooleddie74]

HELENA:"Still trying de old SNOW VHITE trick, are you Worf?"

SERGEY:"You'd think by now he'd realize de only vitch in dese mirrors is his ship's doctor when she visits his quarters!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I know it's a bit passe, but I wanted to leak my own sex tape."
Troi: "Did Livingston have a say in the matter?"

 

[galleywest]

In these tough economic times, Worf's new security system was inexpensive and eco-friendly!

 

[galleywest]

Troi: Right-click on the picture...then a drop down menu will come up...

Picard: Okay, I'm right-clicking...nothing is happening.

Troi: No, RIGHT-click. You're left-clicking...No, don't select that text...don't click on that link, it's an ad..no--don't click on--*sigh* I give up. Make your Facebook profile on your own.