TNG Caption This #162 - 'Follicle Alert'

[cultcross]

That's all on contest number 161, and it's time to announce [highlight]THE WINNERS!!![/highlight]

For the first image,

Riker: "I warmed her up for you."

And for the second,

Yar: "In the event of a security alert, the tribble on my head flashes blue and spins in place, and I start whining loudly, like this... 'Weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee'"

I couldn't decide on a photoshop winner, so we have a double bill:

"But I th-th-th-th-th-thought you'd like it when I went digital, Data, b-b-b-b-baby!"

Good job everybody who contributed.

Onto this time's images, and Riker's being a bit of a douche:

 

[Tom Riley]

Data - Intriguing... So this is what Riker meant when he said that somebody "flashed" their breasts at him...

Riker - All right, the camera is installed and ready to go...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Director (OS): "Alright, cut it, cut it! I don't care if Michael Ovitz is her agent, that's too damn much key light!"

LaForge: "Oh, great, thanks, Commander! Where did you find it?"

Riker: "In a Jeffries tube, right next to the ventilation grill to Counselor Troi's quarters."

LaForge: *embarrassed silence*

Riker: "Do I need to say anything more, or do we understand each other?"

 

[jep]

LaForge: "Oh, great, thanks, Commander! Where did you find it?"

Riker: "In a Jeffries tube, right next to the ventilation grill to Counselor Troi's quarters."

LaForge: *embarrassed silence*

Riker: "Do I need to say anything more, or do we understand each other?"

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[LitmusDragon]

Scene from the unreleased David Lynch directed episode "My dinner with the lens flare people of Omni Persei 8"

Riker: Call me stinknuts again, I dare you!

 

[jep]

Riker: "Just as I thought, you're not blind at all, you're just faking it to get workman's comp!!!"


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[jep]

Riker: "I checked with Dr. Crusher, Geordi. You don't have glaucoma."

Geordi: "Duuude, you're totally killing my buzz."


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[Shatmandu]

Hey hey! A win! Much thanks!

Secret Santa didn't say secret for long ...

 

[milo bloom]

It seems to me, she lived her life, like a candle in the wind..."

Riker: You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy...
Riker: You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that.
Geordi: But you were afraid.
Riker: Yes.
Geordi: Of me?
Riker: Of us. Of what we might become...
Riker: ... or that you might think that was a line.
Geordi: Maybe I do think it's a line.
Riker: Then you think I'm not sincere.
Geordi: I didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with a line. It's like a knock at the door.
Riker: Then you're inviting me in.
Geordi: I'm not sending you away.
Riker: That's more than I expected.
Geordi:Is it as much as you hoped?
Riker: To hope is to recognize the possibility; I had only dreams.
Geordi: Dreams can be dangerous.
Riker: Not these dreams. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
Geordi: Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me.
Riker: Then I'll learn how to fly. You are the heart in my day and the soul in my night.
Wesley [interrupting] I don't think this is my style.
Geordi: Shut up, kid!
[to Riker, saucily]
Geordi: Tell me more about my eyes.


(I apologize for the cheap joke, but it's the first thing that came to mind.)

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: We don't take canon violations lightly around here.

RIKER: Ok, you're not faking.

 

[Rat Boy]

Q: "Oh, don't worry about her, trust me. You'll feel better later if you don't get too attached to her."

Riker: "Now are you going to stop looking through my clothes?"

 

[Cuhl]

A sneak preview of TNG Remastered, edited by JJ Abrams.

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: Tasha, the light reflected off of your nipple ring is blinding us.

Riker: How many times have I told you to quit stealing Deanna's barrettes?

Riker: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banana clamp.

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker never forgave the winner.

 

[jep]

Geordi's practical joke of reprogramming the transporter to swap Commander Riker's chin and his ass didn't seem all that funny now.


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[jep]

Riker: "It looks like someone's played a practical joke on you Geordi... this isn't your VISOR, it's an air filter for a 5 horse Briggs & Stratton lawn mower engine."


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[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Curious. She appears to be signaling the mothership to take her home. And to get her some Reese's Pieces."

RIKER:"You get it BACK when you apologize for calling Deanna's tits fake."

 

[Triskelion]

Data: I guess I should have told Tasha I linked the canon with the main deflector.

Riker: Marco!

 

[cooleddie74]

Tasha's transformation into a Star Child shocked everyone. Including the writers who were planning on having her get killed by a talking oil slick.

RIKER:"Seen this trick?

Guess NOT. ZING!!!!"