TNG Caption This #156 - "Safety First"

[Nerys Myk]

AMANDA: Please take my luggage up to my room.

LAFORGE: I'm an engineer.

AMANDA: I don't see a train.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Geordi: "What do you want? What???!!"

Amanda: "Oh, I'm just being imperious. There's no real point to it, but it does exert my superiority".

 

[Shatmandu]

Amanda: "I found the camera you put in my toilet."
Geordi: "It was Wesley's idea ..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Amanda: "I found the camera you put in my toilet."
Geordi: "It was Wesley's idea ..."

Amanda: "Where is the little angel? I've never been so turned on. I want a piece of that sweet underage ass."

Geordi: "Typical!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "Hey, you were the one who blew Worf's brains all over the back of the shuttlecraft, you should be the one cleaning it up!"

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"And you've been blind since birth? Wow. Lucky you, though...this cargo bay is a total DUMP."

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "No, no. The word 'Bigpurpletits' is, uh, part of ... impulse engineering vernacular."
Amanda: "Uh-huh ..."
Geordi: "I was saying that the bigpurpletits inducer on this phase coupling was deactivated."

Amanda: "You said you'd call."
Geordi: "I was busy, and ..."
<She uses her Q-powers to turn his penis inside-out.>
Amanda: "Nevermind."

 

[shivkala]

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

Amanda: "Yeah, that's not happening."
Geordi: "But, Data said..."
Amanda: "Let me say it a different way: Not if you were the last man in the Universe."
Riker *thinking to himself* "Maybe I should wait to tell Geordi about me and Amanda last night..."

 

[Alrik]

Amanda: "I said slow and easy and make it last. I guess I should have known better, but I thought the nickname One Pump had something to do with engineering."

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Say, being a Q, could you do me a favor?
Amanda: Give you your sight back?
Geordi: Nah, the other one.
Amanda: So much for urban myths.

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "Why the pants with a dress?"
Amanda: "Because Wesley posted so many upskirt photos of me on the Fedweb."

 

[Mistral]

Amanda: "Riker wouldn't let me have a bowl of ice cream so I made him stare at the wall."

Geordi: "How long-"

Amanda: "Since yesterday morning. Now, I'll ask you one more time about that beer..."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Commander Riker did WHAT when you walked by?!"

AMANDA:"I wouldn't have minded most of the comments...I understand he's single and lonely on this big ship...but the 'Beard Ride' offer was stepping over the line of good taste!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

!!

"And when we took off the mask it was old man Picard!"

"Zoinks!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: !!

AMANDA:"You ever get that...not-so-omnipotent feeling?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: Ever hear of "two girls, one cup"?
Amanda: Ever hear of "blind engineer getting his ass whooped by a girl"?

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"If your hands get dirty, my dress doubles as a Sham-Wow."

 

[cooleddie74]

PEPSODENT

For a clean so fresh...half-dressed holograms will want to press up against your junk (TM)

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "I am not the guy who sings 'Chocolate Rain!'"

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"If you're just gonna stand there and stare at me while I work, can you do something interesting?

Like...take off your top and flick your nubs?"