AMANDA:"Commander Data said you'd be the one who'd know.
I've been without sex for so long...I can't cope. Can you give me any advice?"
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AMANDA:"Commander Data said you'd be the one who'd know.
I've been without sex for so long...I can't cope. Can you give me any advice?"
Trip Tuckering the Light Phasetastic
Geordi: What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walkout on me?
Amanda: Nope. With a little help from my friends, I'd boo you off the stage.
LaForge: "Uh, who's this?"
Amanda: "This is Hedgehog Q"
LaForge: "You know Amanda, when I made my suggestion, I meant me, you, and Counselor Troi. Not some omnipotent pr0n God."
Hedgehog Q: "Who you callin' impotent, douchebag? Lemme show you sumthin!"
(Cue cheesy 70's porn music) Bow chicky wow wow
LaForge: "Oh God... just shoot me now."
Jessica Simpson as Amanda Rogers...
In a role that will NOT surprise you.
Amanda: Goddamn you Geordi, if I only had a rolling pin I would knock you on your bitch ass...
Geordi: Well thankfully you don't...
Geordi: What are you waiting for? Those nacelles don't jack themselves.
Amanda: "Well?"
Geordi: "Don't look at me-I'm not in charge of the damn contest!"
Space Cocaine is a helluva drug...
AMANDA:"This contest over yet, Geordi?
I need to change outta this thing. I've got pink lint where pink lint has no business ever being."
Evil Riker: "When I find out who stole my beard, they are going to wind up mating with an agoniser."
GEORDI:"Nice.
I'm impressed!
Does the carpet match the chin?"
Amanda: "I've had blown o-rings that've lasted less time than this contest."
Janeway: "I hear ya, sister."
Amanda: "Not that kind of blowing!"