TNG Caption This #156 - "Safety First"
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Geordi: So, can you like, change Dr Crusher back to an Irish Setter?
Amanda: Back?
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AMANDA:"Can I speak to you for a moment, Commander LaForge?
I need your help. Maybe even talking to the Captain.
I...I think Admiral Cooleddie's been trying to look up my skirt."
DATA:"Wait until they get a load of ME..."
Commander Data's positronic net assimilated the Denobulan Shit-Eating Grin subroutine without any problems whatsoever...
AMANDA:"What's a herringway?"
GEORDI:"About four pounds.
Never mind."
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GEORDI:"Just step right inside, Miss Rogers.
Don't mind the lubricants and stirrups."
GEORDI:"Just step right inside, Miss Rogers.
Don't mind the lubricants and stirrups."
Friends don't let friends albino-waltz drunk.(TM)
AMANDA: "So what was up with your friend Data anyway?"
GEORDI: "Oh that... apparently, his face has been frozen in a huge smile for almost three weeks, and it's irreversibly damaged his positronic net. Now he just spends all his time dancing in the holodeck. Such a shame... So, are we done here? It feels like we've been in this cargo bay forever."
AMANDA: "Ready when you are."
AMANDA:"Your android commander tried to waltz with me, Geordi.
I wouldn't have minded so much...but he's grinning like an albino serial killer."
AMANDA:"Your android commander tried to waltz with me, Geordi.
I wouldn't have minded so much...but he's grinning like an albino serial killer."
Geordi: Well you gotta sympathise, he's never going to be allowed to leave, the contest will no doubt last forever...that's gonna leave us all abit unhinged Wesley...
Geordi: This contest has been going on for so long I think Commander Riker has died.
Amanda: Are you sure?
Geordi: Yup.
Amanda: I guess I'll have to have sex with you since he's dead. Get in the back of the shuttle.
Geordi: Oh boy! I get to touch your boobies!
Amanda: On second thought, what's that woman's name in the corner?
LaForge: "What the... what's happening?"
Amanda: "We've been stuck in here for so long that the universe is ending. The effect we are witnessing is the disintegration of matter, caused by the accelerated decay of protons."
Wesley (Out of camera range): "NOOOOOOO!!!! It can't be ending!!! I don't want to die as a virgin!!!"
Amanda: "Don't look at me Pepi Le Pew, I'm not interested!"
Wesley (Out of camera range): Well, then, Geordi, how would -- "
Laforge: "Me either!!!"
Pick up the pace, Commander.
Sorry Miss, I was just ducking to avoid hitting my head. If you like I can make you an appointment with Counselor Troi. She can help you with that distorted sense of reality.
I'll turn you into a loveless geek who can only get warm under a stack of engineering diagrams.
Sorry, mother beat you to it. Anything else?
...No.
I didn't think so. Hop to, missy.
Geordi: So when does the cat with the keyboard play us out of this contest?