AMANDA: Please take my luggage up to my room.
LAFORGE: I'm an engineer.
AMANDA: I don't see a train.
TNG Caption This #156 - "Safety First"
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AMANDA: Please take my luggage up to my room.
LAFORGE: I'm an engineer.
AMANDA: I don't see a train.
Geordi: "What do you want? What???!!"
Amanda: "Oh, I'm just being imperious. There's no real point to it, but it does exert my superiority".
Amanda: "I found the camera you put in my toilet."
Geordi: "It was Wesley's idea ..."
Amanda: "Where is the little angel? I've never been so turned on. I want a piece of that sweet underage ass."
Geordi: "Typical!"
AMANDA:"And you've been blind since birth? Wow. Lucky you, though...this cargo bay is a total DUMP."
Geordi: "No, no. The word 'Bigpurpletits' is, uh, part of ... impulse engineering vernacular."
Amanda: "Uh-huh ..."
Geordi: "I was saying that the bigpurpletits inducer on this phase coupling was deactivated."
Amanda: "You said you'd call."
Geordi: "I was busy, and ..."
<She uses her Q-powers to turn his penis inside-out.>
Amanda: "Nevermind."
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
Amanda: "Yeah, that's not happening."
Geordi: "But, Data said..."
Amanda: "Let me say it a different way: Not if you were the last man in the Universe."
Riker *thinking to himself* "Maybe I should wait to tell Geordi about me and Amanda last night..."
Geordi: Say, being a Q, could you do me a favor?
Amanda: Give you your sight back?
Geordi: Nah, the other one.
Amanda: So much for urban myths.
Amanda: "Riker wouldn't let me have a bowl of ice cream so I made him stare at the wall."
Geordi: "How long-"
Amanda: "Since yesterday morning. Now, I'll ask you one more time about that beer..."
GEORDI:"Commander Riker did WHAT when you walked by?!"
AMANDA:"I wouldn't have minded most of the comments...I understand he's single and lonely on this big ship...but the 'Beard Ride' offer was stepping over the line of good taste!"
!!
"And when we took off the mask it was old man Picard!"
"Zoinks!"
"And when we took off the mask it was old man Picard!"
"Zoinks!"
Re: !!
AMANDA:"You ever get that...not-so-omnipotent feeling?"
AMANDA:"You ever get that...not-so-omnipotent feeling?"
Geordi: Ever hear of "two girls, one cup"?
Amanda: Ever hear of "blind engineer getting his ass whooped by a girl"?
AMANDA:"If your hands get dirty, my dress doubles as a Sham-Wow."
PEPSODENT
For a clean so fresh...half-dressed holograms will want to press up against your junk (TM)
GEORDI:"If you're just gonna stand there and stare at me while I work, can you do something interesting?
Like...take off your top and flick your nubs?"