TNG Caption This #154 - "Dressing Down"

[cooleddie74]

"Spray on my best paintings again and your furry little ass goes out the nearest AIRLOCK!!!"

 

[jep]

Data: "Aw damnit, Spot, I stepped right in that steaming pile you left over here!!!"

(Apologies to cooleddie for playing on his idea)

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN MY TIME IS UP! I PAID 1400 BARS OF GOLD-PRESSED LATINUM TO BE WITH THESE BITCHES FOR FOUR HOURS! IT HAS ONLY BEEN THREE HOURS, FIFTY-NINE MINUTES, AND FIFTY-NINE SECONDS! I'VE SILL GOT TIME LEFT!

 

[Gary7]

Worf: (to Riker) "You're out!"
Riker: "What? Again?"
Worf: "How many times do I have to tell you? Green is out of bounds."

 

[Gary7]

No one can resist... "cat scratch fever"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Oh yeah, well ... fuck you!"

 

[Gary7]

Data: "You think I'm funny? Funny how? Do I amuse you? You think I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you?"

 

[Tim]

Don't you laugh at it!

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

 

[Gary7]

Pesci: "Who... does dis guy... tink he is?"

 

[jep]

Data: "Give us the $^&!*%# boy, NOW!!!"

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Data: "Give us the $^&!*%# boy, NOW!!!"

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Me? Cheating?! Where the hell do you come up with this crap?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Fashion Police Data: That handbag and those shoes don't go with that dress. What did you do let Geordi do your make up. Frankly your whole outfit makes you look like a french whore.

Picard crying: You didn't have to be so mean.

Picard quickly runs out of room crying

Fashion Police Data: HOW DARE YOU WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY!

 

[Triskelion]

You got a lotta lip for a blow up doll!

 

[DrBob]

Data: "Pimpin aint easy..."

 

[Rat Boy]

After the events of "Pimpification," Data changed his role model from Picard to Carl Spock.

 

[Vassa]

Data stumbles across another of Dr. Soong's 'nested sub-routines'.

Worf's last words:"Okay, now hold that position for 60 seconds."

 

[Captain Crow]

Data realised he enjoyed pimp'n so much he changed his name to Pimpbot 5000.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

 

[Captain Crow]

After having to listen to the crew piss and moan non-stop for over seven years Data decided to end it all.