"PULL IT, you blind bastard!!!
Inhale deeply of my servo motor lubricants!!!"
TNG Caption This #154 - "Dressing Down"
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"PULL IT, you blind bastard!!!
Inhale deeply of my servo motor lubricants!!!"
Music off camera:
You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out;
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left side in,
You put your left side out;
You put your left side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
Geordi: This is a weird change for self defense
Worf: This is not the warriors fighting stance i prefer.
Riker: Can it both of you... its a directive of starfleet, we have to endure!
Music continues...
You put your nose in,
You put your nose out;
You put your nose in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your backside in,
You put your backside out;
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your head in,
You put your head out;
You put your head in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out;
You put your whole self in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about
This is what happens when the memory chip malfunctions and Data got married to the electronic toaster to have arguments over burnt toast.
Go Data! Go Data! Go Data! Go Data!
Data: "Dammit, I hate the Bee Gees."
Data's post-coital breakup with the food replicator was messier than the crew ever suspected.
Worst game of TWISTER ever.
cooleddie said:
Worst game of TWISTER ever.
Ref: "Left foot air."
Players: "What the fuck???"
Been there done, done that, bought the judo duds!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=2837064&postcount=7
Worf: And this is the final position of the Mok'bara.
Geordi: Mok'bara? I thought this was Pilates.
Riker: I was here for Parrises squares.
Crewman on right: These are parallelograms, Commander. And triangles.
Geordi: I thought this was the ambo jitsu ring.
Crewman in back: Ambo jitsu <snicker>
Riker: No, that, you see, is the ultimate culmination of martial arts -
Worf: There are no dork helmets in Mok'bara.
Riker: But you wear a blindfold in Mok'bara, and I happen to know you can see through it! Ha!
Crewman in back <thinking>: Sigh. I'm going back to unitard hour in the jazzercise room.
Been there done, done that, bought the judo duds!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=2837064&postcount=7
And so you did. My bad. Nicely played. Might be time to look into those ADD meds.
Douche Bag Data: Your knockers are so firm they remind me of Weebles. They wobble but they don't fall down