TNG Caption This #154 - "Dressing Down"

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Nanoprobes, nanoprobes, lemonade...

around the corner, fudge is made!"

 

[jep]

Data: "Make fun of Spot one more time Wesley, and I am going to turn you into my own personal hand puppet!!!"

 

[Alrik]

DATA: "I will ony tell you this one more time. Those are the CAPTAIN'S Assless Chaps!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf offscreen: "You have mastered the moves, and have memorised the words, but I do not believe that you have the right degree of... passion to be a backing singer in my group, Worf and the Klingettes."

 

[cooleddie74]

Data's programming malfunctioned one memorable day, and he was convinced an invisible jukebox was hovering in front of him.

 

[Triskelion]

Did I say I wanted fries with that??

 

[Triskelion]

I wake up one more time to find you using my member as a scratching post, it's out the airlock for you! Lieutenant.

 

[cooleddie74]

"That is the SMALLEST penis I have ever seen...and I don't even have REAL genitals!"

 

[NathanielM]

Data: TASHA I told you to NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE your lingerie laying around. it might Spark suspicion from the Captain and the first officer that I am a cross dresser android!

 

[NathanielM]

[

Music Begins:

All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down, mama
I've got to have me a woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Got to have me a woman
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Oh, get down, mama
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] All right
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look


Geordi: Damn it, Captain Picard needs to not trying to make us well rounded with different things.

Worf (growls) I agree

Riker: Well its another directive so deal with it...


Music continues:

[DD:] Everybody's doin' the
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck
[DD:] Wave to me
[BS:] Don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] My, oh my
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[EP:] Thank you duck
[BS:] Disco
[EP:] For gettin' down
[BS:] Disco disco disco
[EP:] Thank you so very much
[BS:] Disco duck
[DD:] You're welcome
[BS:] Disco Disco Duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco

 

[cooleddie74]

Get your kicks.

In Holodeck 66.

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Sigh. Couldn't we just install lower consoles?
Riker: That's enough out of you Mr Cool!

 

[jep]

Riker: "<Sigh> This blows Geordi. Using my imagination isn't good enough."

Geordi: "Sorry Commander. I know I promised you horses for this exercise, but Worf killed and ate them all after one kicked him in the nads."

 

[Captain Crow]

This is what happens when illiterate people try to dance to the Village People's "Y.M.C.A.".

 

[ThankQ]

Go Go Gadget Comm Panel

 

[ThankQ]

CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER! THRILLER, YEAH!

 

[cooleddie74]

Wax on.

Pancake makeup off.

 

[cooleddie74]

"You GO, girlinterface!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Don't call Tasha Yar a 'toaster-fucker' ever again, Doctor."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "You are just pissed because mine is bigger than yours. That and the fact that I can remove mine a beat you senseless with it."