TNG Caption This #154 - "Dressing Down"

[cooleddie74]

Will thought a shipwide rendition of the ancient THRILLER video would win him first prize in the talent show.

He was wrong.

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO, GEORDI!!!

Tasha once showed me...

THIS is how you touch the clitoris!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Data proved a little touchy about being called 'pencil dick,' since his penis was an actual writing instrument.

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker's Personal Log: "My 'Complete and Utter Douchebag' class went well today ..."

 

[jep]

Wanting to believe his brother had truly changed, Data was too trusting, and therefore easily snared in Lore's diabolical Chinese Finger Trap.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data confronts his roommate.

DATA: Could you try and pick up a little? And what's with all the candy? And for the last time, stop making long distance phone calls!!!!!!!

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: What the hell is this?

Worf [while rolling his eyes]: It's Geordi's new music video.

Picard: This whole dance thing has gone to far Geordi. First the t-shirts, then the posters, and now a lame ass music video.

Riker: What suprises me is that MTV is actually showing a music video.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

First: Unfortunately, Data's commitment to accuracy in his impression of the Little Dutch Boy meant he stayed in that position for hours.

Second: Instructor: "Okay, we've got to clear out. The kids need to practice matching their shapes."
Riker, muttering: "Stupid multiuse rooms. Big starship still doesn't have enough space..."

 

[jep]

Data: "When I gets back, you better have my money. You got that, Beverly? I wants my money when I come back around, ho!"

 

[jep]

Introducing the new life-size "Angry Data" toilet paper dispenser.

 

[scottydog]

Data: "To the moon, Alice!"

 

[K-Star]

Data: "When I gets back, you better have my money. You got that, Beverly? I wants my money when I come back around, ho!"

"Positronic Pimp" indeed!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I don't see it."

Data: "It is right there!"

Picard: "Where?"

Worf: "There!"

Picard: "Still can't see it."

Worf and Data: "THERE!"

Data: "He just farted on my finger!"

 

[Lucy of Nine]

As much as he wanted to turn around and look at the asian man behind him with a stump for a hand, Riker decided it would be too obvious. He'd wait until after the class, in the changeroom, when he could take a photo on his Iphone of it.

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: GEORDI! You're supposed to wear underwear!
Geordi: How can you know that I'm not wearing underwear, Commander?
Riker: You're wearing your pants inside out.

Data: There's the follicle.
Worf: I see it. New growth.
Picard: Computer, maximum magnification!

 

[John Picard]

I didn't get a Harrumph from that guy!

 

[John Picard]

It was the Tai Chi exercises that allowed Riker to execute his infamous "Stink Nuts" maneuver on the Bridge.

 

[jep]

"For the last time, 'The Rain In Spain Falls MAINLY ON THE PLAIN!!!'"

 

[jep]

"You don't believe me, Dr. Jones? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer."

 

[cooleddie74]

When you learn to grab the respectable acting ability from my hands, Grasshopper...