TNG Caption This #154 - "Dressing Down"

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That's it for another contest, caption fans. Glad I left it so long, worth seeing Worf in a dress and dancing geordi being added to the memes list

[highlight]THE WINNERS![/highlight] for contest 153 are....

I fights to the finish cuz I eats my spinach....

And for the second, a late entry...

GEORDI:"I'm gettin' too blind for this shit!!!"

The following are the photoshop winners. I can tell from some of the pixels, and having seen a lot of winners in my time.

Graves: Hey sweet tits, you free for dinner tonight? Maybe we can have coffee afterwards.

It was at this point that Worf realized Geordi had greatly exaggerated when he claimed to be a great dancer.

Good job everyone.

This time's images:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Go on Spot, pull my finger."

Uncontrollable Diarhhea Riker: "Aw crap, it's contagious!"

Starfleet's new Prime Directive. Never lend an android a copy of Taxi Driver

Worf offscreen: "On Qo'onos, it was considered honorable to listen to Klingon Opera while training. I have attempted to replicate the experience here. Listen, observe and follow."

on speakers "Everybody was kung-fu fighting! Those kicks were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightening..."

 

[Deckerd]

Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Data with bad James Cagney impression: You dirty rat.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "You call this a relationship?! Ever since you found out my penis was detachable, you have been ignoring me."

off screen: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Data: "See you are doing it right now."

 

[Deckerd]

I didn't get a Harrumph from that guy!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "Ok people, assume the position... Good! Now, send in the midget ball scratchers."

Data offscreen: "Right foot green... Ok... Left foot air... Ok... Left hand subspace."

Riker: "What the fuck!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Forgot to say thanks for picking me as one of the winners.

Everybody do the Geordi Dance!
Kick your foot out and stumble about!
The Geordi Dance!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Geordi: "How long do you think this Caption Contest will last?"

Extra 1: "Five days."

Extra 2: "Noob, I'll put my money on three weeks."

Extra 3: "I'd say 18 days."

Geordi: "What do you think Commander?"

Riker: "Not before someone photoshops Michael Jackson into this picture."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

One for Geordi

Worf offscreen: "On Qo'onos, it was considered honorable to listen to Klingon Opera while training. I have attempted to replicate the experience here. Listen, observe and follow."

on speakers "Word up, everybody say, when you hear the call you got to get it underway, word up, it's the code word, no matter where you say it, you know that you'll be heard, now all you sucker DJs who think you're fly..."

 

[Captain Crow]

The crew rehearse for their upcoming presentation of "West Side Story".

 

[Mistral]

One for Geordi

Riker: "Geordi, you've really got to do something about that step up into the corridor."

Geordi: "Wrong color?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spiner (imitating Stewart): "Were you the asshole in the front row last night? How do you sleep at night?!"

Worf (thinking): I can't believe these idiots think this is a martial art. They couldn't even beat up a Bolian tied to a tree.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "You want me to say a contraction, Doctor Pulaski?"
Pulaski: "Uh ..."
Data: "Would 'You're a fucking shitstain,' or 'If you don't shut that asshole you call a mouth, I'll pull your goddamned head off and fuck it,' work for you?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Roddenberry: "One thing science fiction must never become is dated."

 

[Rat Boy]

Frakes and Burton started rehearsing early for next season's Dancing with the Stars.

 

[Triskelion]

this thread is already busting my gut!

You'll wear the spit curl and you'll like it!

Crusher: Thank you people. Congratulations Geordi, you got the part. Here are your sideburns and guitar.
Riker: Dammit!

 

[Shatmandu]

Yar quickly learned that when Data said "fully functional," he meant "fully functional alcoholic."

Holographic Michael Jackson, breathing heavy: "Okay, good job, everyone. Gotta clear out, though: I've got a kids-only class starting in a few minutes."
Geordi: "We definitely want to 'end program' before that starts ..."

 

[Captain Crow]

A glitch in Data's programing caused him to periodically ring an invisable door bell and make a "ding-dong" sound.

 

[Piper]

Annoyed he was in the back row, John the Extra just couldn't be arsed.