TNG Caption This #153 - "Self Diagnostics"

[cultcross]

All done with the last caption contest, and it's time to announce [highlight]THE WINNERS![/highlight]

For the first image, this caption seemed to get the expressions just right?:

What she said: "...and I find it deeply important to me. That is why I must take such a strong stand on the matter. We can just not allow ourselves to do such a thing."

What he heard: "Blah, blah, blah, blah."

And for the second, nothing wrong with a little crude humour

Data: Commander Riker, I am attempting to be more human by conducting a visual inspection of my prostate.
Riker: Just don't be late for your duty shift.

well done guys!

Onto this time's images:

 

[John Picard]

Troi: "Don't touch those!"

Geezer: "Can't blame an old guy for trying, eh?"

Invisible unicycle rider hits the wall.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Graves: "And you're all astronauts? On some kind of a star trek?"

Berman: "Damn, that's just too cheesy. Who wrote this crap? Rewrite it immediately. It'll be a cold day in hell before a line like that gets used on Star Trek."

Worf: "That is not the correct way to exit the turbolift, Ensign Jazzy Jeff."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win cultcross!

Ira Graves: I don't wanna brag, but - my personal assistant? She's into me.

Worf: Because he snickered at my diary cover, Captain.
Picard: Mr Worf, turn in your staplegun.

 

[Rat Boy]

Graves: "Listen, honey, I've spent over eighty years as a prison guard on some frozen wasteland. Trust me when I say that they were lying about your balls not touching."

Picard's mother: "Careful of the icy patch!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

I fights to the finish cuz I eats my spinach....

WORF: And I think Spot peed by the turbolift

Nevermind

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Graves: "That one felt wet."

Staggering in from 10 forward, he awaited Worf's wrath.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Really, Geordi; there's no need to throw yourself into your work."

 

[cooleddie74]

GRAVES(*Belches*)

"Sorry, young lady! Damn plomeek broth never agrees with me.

Just be glad the noise came from the NORTHERN hemisphere instead of the south!"

Geordi's freestyle breakdancing habits had finally reached the point of no return. The Captain HAD to lay down ground rules.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Tell me something about Dr. Soong I do not know, Dr. Graves! I am most intrigued by your hidden knowledge concerning my father!"

GRAVES:"Well...

He, uh...

He had this real creepy fascination with Orion snuff porn.

That help at all, sonny boy?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf (thinking): Strange. The same thing happened to Dr. Pulaski last week.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF (thinking): Where did I leave that piano wire?

 

[Bad Atom]

"Meh, they're totally overrated. I'd give 'em a six out of ten."

Whoever placed the banana peel next to the turbolift door has no honor.

 

[Gary7]

Graves: "Wait just a sec--ahhhhhhhhhhh.... Had to adjust my Depends on account of the leakin'."

Worf: "Dr. Crusher, you are needed on the bridge immediately. Another crewman has succumbed to the dreaded Gorilla Dance syndrome."

 

[Lucy of Nine]

The crewman's attempt at entering the bridge 'Kramer' style did not amuse Worf who wasn't familiar with the 20th Century cult show Seinfeld. (He preferred Two and A Half Men.)

 

[Rat Boy]

Uncontrollable Diarrhea Graves: "Oops!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Graves: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

 

[Locutus of Board]

Old dude: "I have a wormhole in my underwear, to not offend those around me"

"I'm blown away!"

 

[Triskelion]

Data: I'm sorry counselor, but Starfleet protocols prevent the away team from interrupting the greeting of a planetary dignitary - even if the greeting consists of a one man review of something called "Welcome Back Kotter".
Graves: "Please excuse Juan for being a sheephead." Signed: "Epstein's mother's veterinarian"....

Worf always knew when Geordi had his VISOR set on "X-ray".

 

[cooleddie74]

GRAVES:"AH.

I see you noticed my collection of erotic Hummel figurines down there. Nice, huh?"

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