TNG Caption This #153 - "Self Diagnostics"

[cooleddie74]

Geordi learned the hard way.

No matter HOW single and desperately lonely you are...NEVER try banging the EPS power tap socket in a turbolift.

 

[Mistral]

The Turbolift Gods reject another pilgrim as "unworthy".

 

[Rat Boy]

Graves: "*sniff* *sniff* Great; that old coot I knew in school told me not to laugh at his uncontrollable diarrhea, and now look at me."

 

[Shatmandu]

Graves: "This caption contest started a long time ago, right after my last erection."
Data: "When was that?"
Graves: "It involved Carol Channing, so I'd rather not discuss details."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"I'm gettin' too blind for this shit!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

GRAVES:"This damn contest gonna end anytime soon, Counselor?

It took me a week for that awful laxative to start workin'...and I can't GO until this is over!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

GEORDI:"I'm gettin' too blind for this shit!!!"

That's tops!

Joe, bottoms

 

[Shatmandu]

Graves: "Back when this contest started, the hair on my schwanz was as soft as a duck's back."
Troi: "Oh."
Graves: "I know, because I compared the two on a daily basis."

 

[RobertScorpio]

DATA THINKING TO HIMSELF: Mr. Grimes never talks about my coffee like that when I make it for him at home. I better switch to Folgers.

 

[cooleddie74]

GRAVES:"...and then Noonien asked if I'd ever seen something called Two Girls, One Cup.

I haven't been the same since."

 

[Shatmandu]

On her next inhalation of breath, Troi remembered the other meaning of the word "scat."

 

[Rat Boy]

Five seconds later, Troi passed out from the smell of Graves' farts.

 

[jep]

Worf: "This is NOT what I had in mind when you asked me to come to your cabin so we could get my freak on."

Crusher: "Frock, Worf, frock."

 

[Captain Crow]

Geordi was scared shitless when what he thought was a hot chick from behind turned around.

 

[Captain Crow]

Graves: Hey sweet tits, you free for dinner tonight? Maybe we can have coffee afterwards.

 

[apenpaap]

LOL, if I'd have anything to say about it, you'd win the photoshop award, captain crow.

 

[Mitty]

Levar Burton practices for his reaction to the TATV Turbolift Set.

 

[jep]

It was at this point that Worf realized Geordi had greatly exaggerated when he claimed to be a great dancer.

 

[Captain Crow]

Graves: Look buddy, I only dance with people with big tits, a big ass, and indoor pluming! Though if I'm drunk enough if they got outdoor plumbing and the spigot is really small it's ok. But they still got to have the big tits and ass. And I mean Dolly Parton tits not William Shatner tits! And you ain't got none of that so fuck off!

 

[Lucy of Nine]

I'm laughing so hard at all these cross-photoshopping images... you guys are all nuts!