TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""

[cultcross]

That's it for our most recent contest, and in the run-up to Christmas I thought I'd turn it over and give you some new fodder for your comic chops to chew on. And no, that's not a mixed metaphor.

Firstly, [highlight]THE WINNERS![/highlight] from last week:

The first image winner seems to imply that our dear Captain is a trifle... polished...

Riker: Captain on the bri - what? Oh.

and for the second image, Shatmandu makes a victorious return to the winners podium with this cultured offering:

Picard: "And so, crew, Doctor Crusher is very sorry for saying 'croissant' like a douchebag for, lo, these seven years."

Very good job guys, was tough this week, a lot of great entries.

For the festive season, two new images upon which to feast your turkey stuffed eyes, or, as we are a multicultural and multispecies caption contest, your non denominational consumable stuffed ocular appendages on:

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "I believe it is time to elevate the celing, is that not a custom at these social gatherings?"

Troi: "Why the hell did you guys invite him to the party?"

Sergey Rozhenko and his new black friend.

 

[Hedbergian]

Grizzly Adams: SEE!? SEE!? I DIDN'T KILL HIM!

 

[The Great Meech]

Picard: I took so many pills in the club that I'm afraid I'll die if I put my arms down.

"Look at that asshole! He's wearing a hairband on his face!"

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "I'm gonna pop you one just for wearing your hair like that."

"It wasn't either one of us, it was Spot."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Have you replicated your tickets for the rotating modulation phaser show?"

 

[Jhaenara]

Picard: So, Deanna, shall it be two fists tonight?

 

[Finn]

"After this, you will know the real meaning of pain"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Let's all do the 'Noriega'!"

Data: "Perhaps you should humour him and just pull his finger Geordi, he has been holding it in so long now that it looks as if his face is going to rupture."

 

[Shatmandu]

Ah, the best Christmas present is a caption contest win.

Picard: "Haven't you heard, Counselor? 'If you cross 'Big P', he'll dot your eyes.'"

 

[Triskelion]

Indeed! Thanks for the win St. Nicked! I shall enjoy a victory quay-sawnt!

Picard: Strong like bull!
Troi: What-ever!

You know who taught Worf to point like that? In my day I could spot a jerk from a kilometer away!

 

[Holdfast]

Protein powder makes me STRONG!

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi: "Look, Beverly didn't buy your Incredible Hulk bit and neither am I."

Sergei: "IT'S...OVER...THERE!"

Geordi: "I'm blind, not deaf."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk and Picard: "Ta-da!"

McCoy: "That really isn't going to dispel the rumors."

 

[Hedbergian]

In the future, expletives are so overused, they must be doubly-emphasized to ensure the proper outraged effect. Kirk was partial to "double-dumbass", and here we see Captain Picard in mid-extension for the "double bird".

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Don't make me angry, Counselor. You wouldn't like it when I'm angry.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I can bench press seven Klingon targs or upwards of one Shatner ass."

SERGEY:"That's NOT a Galaxy-class engineering section's toilet?

Uh-oh.

I'm getting the hell out of here."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Like my new shirt, Counselor?

Got it at The House of Gay on Wiltshire Boulevard."

 

[scottydog]

Deanna: "Just roll the dice and stop gloating about beating me in Clue."

 

[scottydog]

Sergei: "When prune juice made Worf explosive, I just plugged his hershey hole like this."