TNG Caption This #147 - "Last Bill and Testament"

[cultcross]

One more contest down, and as always we have [highlight]THE WINNERS[/highlight] to announce!

For the first picture,

"Don't blame me! I was just thinking of Tasha and this thing just popped up out of nowhere!"

And for the second,

Scotty: "Fell off a bridge?"

(Brief pause)

"Am I in his will?"

good job guys! And nice photoshops this week people

For the new contest, the Enterprise computer is playing up, and Picard and Crusher share an awkward moment...

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"That's odd.

Normally the awkwardly placed stage lights don't get reflected off that back control readout until later in the season."

PICARD:"So, Beverly...how does it feel to use a men's urinal for the first time in your life?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Uh oh.

RED ALERT. To your stations!

Here comes the Sun."

 

[ThankQ]

Again, Q fooled them all, this time disguised as a science station.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "I thought I told you NOT to install Vista!"

Ambassador Sarek died as he lived: with a raging bifurcated hard-on.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Sorry, Beverly. He may have been your son, but for the ship's sake, I had to end him."

Crusher: "I'll go get the champagne."

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "The Captain's head is still stuck behind the console."

Beverly: "The reflective radiation on the bridge is reaching dangerous levels."

Riker: "Red alert!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"By your command, imperious leader."

Picard: "A penis, huh?"

Picard: "...akward."

 

[Holdfast]

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption147b.jpg
PICARD:"So, Beverly...how does it feel to use a men's urinal for the first time in your life?"

totally the winner already!

One more contest down, and as always we have [highlight]THE WINNERS[/highlight] to announce!

For the first picture,

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption146a.jpg

"Don't blame me! I was just thinking of Tasha and this thing just popped up out of nowhere!"

good job guys!

I'm honoured - thank you! Just goes to show, you can't beat a good boner gag. Um, you know what I mean...

 

[Alrik]

Worf: Commander, Captain Picard will NOT be pleased to find out that the re-fit was subbed out to Knight Industries.

Crusher: I'm sorry sir, it just.....slipped.

Picard: That's quite alright Doctor. Quite natural. I would, however, suggest a dietary change. It smells as if you are trying to pass a raw onion.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I suppose the name "Spot" makes more sense now.

CRUSHER: That or roadkill.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

One more contest down, and as always we have [highlight]THE WINNERS[/highlight] to announce!

And for the second,

Scotty: "Fell off a bridge?"

(Brief pause)

"Am I in his will?"

good job guys!

Thanks for the win. Noithing like some good morbidity to brighten your day, eh?

 

[tharpdevenport]

After trying many unsuccessful times to assimilate the Enterprise, the Borg try their new method: Go To the Light. The method proved to be useless except for one ensign who accidently replicated a blue uniform instead of red.

Beverly: "Rest in peace, Jean-Luc Picard's sex drive."

Picard: "Um. Yes."

 

[NathanielM]

Enterprise Hal-9000: "I'm Sorry Commander Riker, I can't do that. I cannot allow you to jeapordize our mission."
RIKER: "I think we are in biiig trouble."
Beverly: Damn it I knew Starfleet should have not switched to the HAL series computers. They should not have been so damn cheap.

PICARD:"So Beverly, how does it feel to have a penis now... and feel like a real man, like me..."

Beverly: "I don't know Jean Luc, I have a strange craving for Wesley's butt right now..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "And so, crew, Doctor Crusher is very sorry for saying 'croissant' like a douchebag for, lo, these seven years."

 

[Triskelion]

^

Worf: Sir, the admiral was beamed directly into a plasma conduit.
Riker: Open a channel to Starfleet. Ask them if they've got any more admirals or space geniuses they want to send us before we get back to work.

Picard: Nice balls.
Crusher: Shh. I'm trying to putt.

 

[cooleddie74]

BACK SCIENCE STATION:"Science...Two...

PHONE...HOME..."

"You're splashing my foot, Doctor. And these are NEW service boots.

Clearly you need more practice at this."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Great. One of the pod aliens from COCOON hitched a ride inside our bulkheads.

I hate stowaways."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

I've only one for the first picture for now:

Coffee's ready!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Riker to Captain...please report to the bridge immediately!

We found where Mister Data stored last season's Christmas lights!"

PICARD:"Impressive."

BEVERLY:"If Jack ever found out he would have divorced me."